Chords for Brad Paisley - Celebrity (Official Video)

I've always wanted to be a [C] singer.
[G] .
[Ab] I'm ready.
I've been practicing.
[C] [G] I can't really quit my [C] job at Dairy Queen right now.
[G] .
[C] [G] .
[C] I have to sing.
[G] I'm Erica.
Here I [C] come.
Someday I'm gonna be famous.
[G] Do [Dm] I have talent?.
[C] Well, no.
These days you don't really need it.
[G] Thanks [F] to reality [C].
shows.
Can't wait today to supermodel.
[G] Can't [F] wait to sue [C] my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari.
[G] [F] On my way to [C].
rehab.
When you're a [F] [G] celebrity, it's [C] adios [F] [G] reality.
You can act just [A] like a fool.
[B] [Am] People [F] think you're cool just cause you're [G] on TV.
[F] [Em] .
[D] I can [C] throw a [F] major [G].
fit.
When my latte [C] isn't just [Dm] how I [G] like it.
They say I've [Am] gone insane.
I blame it [F] on the fame.
And the pressures [G] that go [F] with [C].
being [D] a [C] celebrity.
Is this [G] soy?.
[F] I [C] asked for a soy.
No, you didn't [G] order soy, sir.
[F] Excuse me?.
[C] Did I order soy?.
[G] I think you did.
Hey, [C] you have a manager?.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters [G] when [F] things don't go my [Gb] way.
This is not a soy [C] latte.
This [D] is milk product.
And [C] I get community service.
[G] No [F] matter which [C] law I break.
I make supermarket tabloids.
[G] They'll [F] write some [C] awful stuff.
Fix that.
Fix that.
Fix that.
But the more they run my name [G] down.
The more [F] my price [C] goes up.
When you're a [F] [G] celebrity, it's [C] adios [F] [G] reality.
No matter [Am] what you do, people [F] think you're cool.
Just cause you're [G] on TV.
[Dm] You taste soy?.
[Em] Do you taste [D] soy?.
I can [C] fall in [F] and out [G] of love.
At [C] marriages that [F] barely last [G] a month.
When they go [Am] down the drain.
I blame it [F] on the fame.
And say it's [G] just so [F] tough.
[G].
Being a celebrity.
[C] I found somebody here who's a [G] country musician.
[F] She's gonna pick me.
[C] There's just no down line.
We had such chemistry.
[G] Brad, [A] chemistry.
Hitch up the wagons [F] and head out west.
[C] To the land of the [G] fun and the sun.
We'll [A] be real world [F] bachelors.
Jackass [C] millionaires.
Hey, hey, [G] Hollywood.
Here we come.
[C] .
Just something that sparkles about [G] him.
[Dm] Chicks dig [D] rhinestones.
Can [C] I get a mocha?.
[F] Soy [C] latte!.
[F] Being [G] a celebrity.
It's hot else reality.
[F] [G] No matter [Am] what you [B] do, [Am] people [F] think you're cool.
Just cause you're [G] on [F] TV.
[Em] [D] Oh, oh, [C].
[F] oh.
I'm a major [G] fan.
When my latte [C] isn't just [Dm] how I [G] like it.
When they say I've [A] gone insane.
[Am] I blame it [F] on the fame.
And the pressures [G] of [F] going.
[C] Being a celebrity.
I want to show you how [G] ridiculous this happens.
[C] Yeah, celebrity.
.
You're right.
.
Oh, [G] where's my car?.
Hey!.
[N] What are you doing in my car?.
I, I was just, uh .
Get out of my car.
It's a valuable car.
It's really [C] nice.
[G] You put 200 [C] miles on my car.
Second gear sticks a little bit.
You got it into second gear?.
Yeah.
How'd you do that?.
[G] [C] .
[G] [F] .
[C] .
.
[Bbm] Caca.
Oh.
Performance is sh .
I like the, uh, the end of the song.
You mean the guitar part where it goes high?.
No, the end of the song.
I like it.
The end.
You mean No.
You know when the song ends?.
Yeah.
And you come to a stop?.
I love that.