Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version) Chords

[Cm] [Fm] [G] [F] May I have [G] your attention [Ab] please?
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May I have your attention please?
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[C] Will the real Slim [Ab] Shady please stand [Cm] up?.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?.
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a [G] white person before, jaws all on the floor like Paley, Tommy just burst in the [Ab] door.
They started whooping her ass worse than before, they first were divorced, sewing her over furniture.
It's the return of the-.
Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just say [G] what I think he did, did he?.
[Cm] And [Fm] Dr.
Dre said, nothing, [Cm] you idiot.
Dr.
Dre's dead, locked in my basement.
Feminist women love Eminem.
Ticka ticka ticka [Bb] Slim Shady, [G] I'm sick of him.
Look at him, walking [Fm] around, raving his you-know-what, [Eb] flipping a you-know-who.
Yeah, [Cm] but he's so cute though.
Yeah, I probably [Ab] got a couple of screws up in my head loose, [Cm] but no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms.
[Ab] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let [Eb] loose.
Can't, but it's cool for [Em] Tom Green to hump a dead [Ab] moose.
My um is on your lips, my um is on your lips.
And if I'm lucky, you might [G] just give it a little kiss.
[Ab] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's [G] d is.
[Cm] Of course they're gonna know when in their courses.
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel.
Don't think we ain't nothing but [Fm] mammals.
Well, some [Ab] of us cannibals, we eat other people open like antelopes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't eat loaf.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote.
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the [Cm] chorus, and it goes-.
I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] yes, I'm the real Shady.
[Eb] All you other Slim Shadys [G] are just demonstrating.
[Cm] So, I'm the real Slim [Fm] Shady.
Please stand up, [Eb] please stand up, [G] please stand up.
[Cm] Cause I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] yes, I'm the real Shady.
[Eb] All you other Slim Shadys [G] are just demonstrating.
[Cm] So, I'm the real Slim [Fm] Shady.
Please stand up, [Eb] please stand up, [G] please stand up.
[Cm] Well, Slim don't got a cluster [Fm] of raps and style records.
[Eb] Well, I do.
You think [D] I give a damn about a Grammy?.
Half [Eb] of you critics can't even stomach you, let alone stand me.
But Slim, [Ab] what if you win?.
Wouldn't it be weird?.
Why?.
You guys can just lie to get [G] me here.
So [Cm] you can [Fm] sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[Ab] Christina Aguilera better switch [Cm] these chairs.
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Dirk.
And hear them argue over who [G] she gave to first.
[Cm] Little put me on blast on MTV.
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim.
I should [Fm] download her audio on MP3.
[Eb] And show the whole [Db] world how you gave Eminem.
[G] [Cm] I'm [Ab] sick of you little girl and boy groups.
All you do is annoy me.
So I [B] have been sitting here to destroy [Cm] you.
And there's a million of us just like me.
Who cuss like me.
Who don't give a f like me.
Who dress like me.
Walk, talk and act like me.
And thus might be the next best thing.
But not quite me.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady.
Yes, I'm the real [Eb] Shady.
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just [Cm] demotivating.
So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up?.
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand [Cm] up.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady.
Yes, I'm the real [Eb] Shady.
All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just [Cm] demotivating.
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up?.
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand up.
[Cm] I'm like a [Ab] hedge whip to listen to.
Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends.
[G] Inside your living room the only difference [Ab] is I got the balls.
To say it in front of y'all.
And I don't gotta be [G] false.
Or sugar [Ab] coated at all.
I just get on the mic and spit it.
And whether you like to [G] admit it.
I just [Eb] better than 90 of you rappers out kid.
Then you want the out kid kids eat up these albums like.
Cause it's funny.
[Fm] Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm [Eb] 30.
I'll be the only person in the [Cm] nursing home flirty.
The nurse's [Fm] ass is front of [Ab] me.
With jerkins and I'm jerking.
But this whole back of our agra isn't working.
And every single person is a Slim Shady [Eb] lurking.
He could be working at [G] Burger King.
Spitting on your onion rings.
[Eb] Or in the [F] parking lot circling.
[Cm] Screaming I don't give a.
With his windows down and his system up.
So would the Rush Day please stand up.
And put one of those [G] fingers on he stand up.
And be [Fm] proud to be [D] outta your mind and outta [A] control.
Then one more time loud as [Cm] you can.
How does it go.
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady.
Yes I'm the real [Eb] shady.
All you other Slim [G] Shady's are just in my [Cm] favor.
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up.
Please stand [G] up.
Please stand [Cm] up.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady.
Yes I'm the real [Eb] shady.
All you other Slim Shady's are [G] just in my [Cm] favor.
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Cm] up.
Please stand up.
Please stand up.
Cause I'm Slim Shady.
Yes, [Fm] I'm the real [Eb] Shady all you other slim [Dm] Shadys are just [Cm] imitating.
So walk the real Slim Shady [Fm] please [Cm] stand up, please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up.
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady, all you other slim [G] Shadys are just [Cm] imitating.
So walk the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up, please stand [G] up, please stands [Cm] up.
Haha, [Fm] guess there's a Slim [Bb] Shady in all of [Cm] us.
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