Chords for "Buffet Man" by Tim Hawkins

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I'm going [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] to take [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ a few minute break after this last [D] song on the set.
Come back for my [C] last set later.
Future's been [D] so wonderful.
Just keep [B] shoving that food in your mouths.
Don't worry about [F#] me.
Just [D] enjoy the music. _ _
[A] I just want to thank you so much for [Bm] coming out _ [B] to the Golden Chorale.
_ _ _ [A#] _ _ The [Em] greatest all you can eat buffet God ever put on the table.
I'm going to be eating those green herbs.
_ [E] _ _
I'm religious but [Dm] God is good. _ _
_ [G] _ Thanks for the tip money tonight.
It will be [Bm] one of my favorite _ charity.
_ Procrastinators for a [C] better tomorrow. _
[D] _ _ _ [Dm] Also a few announcements from the [G]
staff.
If we could get some of the [Bm] kids out of the chocolate fountain that would be good.
Just not a flip flop.
We're going [D] to have to clean it out.
_ _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ Also the people from Monroe.
Use [G] the talk.
The people from Monroe.
Please use the talk.
_ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Also the group [Dm] from Loganville.
You can sit down at tables.
You don't have to [D] eat.
You can eat right at the bar.
People from Loganville.
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ A little request from you folks tonight.
_ [F] _
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[G] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [G] It's 4 o'clock [D] _ [C] on a Saturday.
[G] _ _ [C]
A regular crowd [G] [B] waddles in.
_ [D] There's [G] an old [D] man [C] at the register.
[G] An [C] early bird [D] with a quadruple [G] chin. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ He says miss [D] I don't need a [Em] doggy [G] bag.
All [C] can be done [G] made from _ [B] styrofoam.
[D] I'm a man of my word.
[G] _ _
_ _ [Em] I'm [G] a man [C] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Em] _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ of my word.
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Em] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And the waitress [D] is handing [C] out private second.
And the busboys [G] refill the sweet [A] tea.
_ [D] Can [G] somebody [D] tell David [Em] we ran out [G] of gravy. _
We all [D] know how long [G] he'll be. _
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] And Paul [D] is a regular [C] customer.
[G] _ With each his [G] identical [B] twin.
_ [D] And [G] they walk side by side.
[Em] They're at least ten [G] feet wide.
[C] Nobody [D] knows how [G] they got _ in.
_ [Em] _
_ [D] _ _ [C#] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[Em] _ [D] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [C] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[G] Bring us [D] the tray [Em] all the way [G] back.
Oh bring [B] us the tray [A] tonight.
[D] _
[G] Cause it's salty and [D] it's sweet.
[Em] And it's all you [G] can eat.
With a [C] little bit [D] of a feeling [G] alright. _
_ _ _ [C] _ And it's a pretty good [D] crowd.
[C] For a Saturday.
[G] _ _ [C] And the [G] judge is going [B] insane.
[D] _ [G] Cause he saw someone [D] sneeze in [C] the fresh mac and [G] cheese.
Now [C] he's calling [D] it peach [G] _ lorraine. _ _
_ _ And the pizza it [D] smells like a [G] pizza.
And [C] the pizza hat [G] is blaring a bell.
[D] _ [G] It's a cave [D] in for brunch.
And it's time [G] to get to lunch.
How [C] about dinner.
[D]
Oh what the.
[G] Everybody sing.
_ [Em] _ _
[G] _ [A] _ _ [C] Sing it out.
_ [G] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _
[Dm] Bring us the [Bm] tray all the way [D] back.
Sing it [G] out.
Bring us the [D] tray [Bm] all the way back. _
[B] Bring us [B] the tray tonight.
[Bm] _ [G] Cause it's salty and it's [Bm] sweet.
[Em] And it's all you can [G] eat.
With a [D] little bit of a feeling [G] alright. _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Thank you very [C] much.
_ _ _ [G] _