"Cathouse Tragedy" performed by the Misbehavin' Maidens Chords
Tempo:
107.3 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Come on in, right on in to our temple of sins, sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion and women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a bordello with something up for a change
For two dollars more you can have a dead whore, we specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under her dress, cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here
Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
Tragedy, it's a curious sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
There's the Asian albino and as far as I know she has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it if you tie her up her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms, she's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana, she's bloody good with her feet
If you get [Bb] lucky this evening and one takes you out for a spin
Might be suggesting a lamby intestine, you don't know where these girls have been boys
Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
[N] Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
Tragedy, it's a [Bb] curious sight
[N] Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
So come on into the Cat House, we've [Bb] got pussies of every kind
We've got black, white, and yellow and red ones
Only one or two are feline
I'm your benevolent madam and I'm here to make sure [N] they behave
Sure they smell like cheese and they're full of disease but just think of the money you'll save
Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
Tragedy, it's a curious sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
At the Cat House tragedy
With multiple versions of every perversion and women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a bordello with something up for a change
For two dollars more you can have a dead whore, we specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under her dress, cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here
Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
Tragedy, it's a curious sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
There's the Asian albino and as far as I know she has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it if you tie her up her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms, she's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana, she's bloody good with her feet
If you get [Bb] lucky this evening and one takes you out for a spin
Might be suggesting a lamby intestine, you don't know where these girls have been boys
Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
[N] Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
Tragedy, it's a [Bb] curious sight
[N] Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
So come on into the Cat House, we've [Bb] got pussies of every kind
We've got black, white, and yellow and red ones
Only one or two are feline
I'm your benevolent madam and I'm here to make sure [N] they behave
Sure they smell like cheese and they're full of disease but just think of the money you'll save
Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
Tragedy, it's a curious sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
At the Cat House tragedy
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Come on in, right on in to our temple of sins, sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion and women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a bordello with something up for a change
For two dollars more you can have a dead whore, we specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under her dress, cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here
_ Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
_ _ Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
_ Tragedy, it's a curious _ _ sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House _ tragedy
_ _ There's the Asian albino and as far as I know she has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it if you tie her up her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms, she's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana, she's bloody good with her feet
_ If you get [Bb] lucky this evening and one takes you out for a spin
Might be suggesting a lamby intestine, you don't know where these girls have been boys
_ Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
_ _ _ [N] Come and see what we like to call our Cat House _
Tragedy, it's a [Bb] curious _ sight
[N] Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
_ _ _ So come on into the Cat House, we've [Bb] got pussies of every kind
We've got black, white, and yellow and red ones
Only one or two are feline
_ I'm your benevolent madam and I'm here to make sure [N] they behave
Sure they smell like cheese and they're full of disease but just think of the money you'll save
_ Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
_ _ Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
_ Tragedy, it's a curious _ _ sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House _ tragedy
_ At the Cat House tragedy _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Come on in, right on in to our temple of sins, sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion and women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a bordello with something up for a change
For two dollars more you can have a dead whore, we specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening and one takes you out for a whirl
Might I suggest you look under her dress, cause we can't tell the boys from the girls here
_ Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
_ _ Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
_ Tragedy, it's a curious _ _ sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House _ tragedy
_ _ There's the Asian albino and as far as I know she has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it she'll gladly remove it if you tie her up her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms, she's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana, she's bloody good with her feet
_ If you get [Bb] lucky this evening and one takes you out for a spin
Might be suggesting a lamby intestine, you don't know where these girls have been boys
_ Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
_ _ _ [N] Come and see what we like to call our Cat House _
Tragedy, it's a [Bb] curious _ sight
[N] Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House tragedy
_ _ _ So come on into the Cat House, we've [Bb] got pussies of every kind
We've got black, white, and yellow and red ones
Only one or two are feline
_ I'm your benevolent madam and I'm here to make sure [N] they behave
Sure they smell like cheese and they're full of disease but just think of the money you'll save
_ Tragedy at the Cat House tonight
_ _ Come and see what we like to call our Cat House
_ Tragedy, it's a curious _ _ sight
Our female selection is not quite perfection, it's like biting into a bitter confection
A Cat House _ tragedy
_ At the Cat House tragedy _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _