Chords for [Dubstep] Cave Johnson (Reconstructing Science Remix) - Sfork

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_ _ _ Alright, let's get started.
[Fm] This first test involves something the lab boys call repulsion gel.
You're not part of the control group, by the way.
You get the gel.
Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. _ _
All joking aside, that did happen.
Broke every bone in his legs.
Tragic, but informative.
Or so I'm told.
[F] We haven't entirely nailed [E] down what element it [Fm] is yet, but [F] I'll tell you this, it's _ _ _ a
lot like the [F] human skeleton.
Right.
_ _ [Fm] _ The [C] lab boys just [Fm] informed me that I should not have mentioned the [Ab] control group.
[Gm] They're telling me I ought to stop making [Fm] these pre-recorded messages.
That [C] gave me an idea.
[Ab] Make more pre-recorded messages.
I pay the [G] bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn [Fm] day. _ _ _ _ _
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[Bb] Alright, I've been [Gm] thinking.
_ [Ab] When [Fm] life gives you [E] lemons, don't [F] make lemonade.
[C] Make life [Ab] take the lemons [Db] back.
Get mad!
[G] I don't [Bb] want your damn lemons!
What am I [F] supposed to do with [C] these?
_ [Ab] Demand to [Bb] see life's [G] manager.
[Ab] Make life rue [Fm] the day it [E] thought it could give [F] Cave [C] Johnson lemons.
[Ab] Do you know [Bb] who I am?
[Db] _ _ [G] _ [Bbm] Burn your house [E] down!
_ _ [F] With the lemons!
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_ [Cm] _ _ _ [E] _ [Db] cannot take these [Eb] lemons.
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_ [Db] _ _ [G] _ [Bb] Those [E] of _ [Fm] you who volunteered to be injected with preying mantis DNA, [G] I've [Ab] got some good
news [G] and some bad [E] news.
[F] Bad news is we're [C] postponing those [Ab] tests indefinitely.
[Bb] Good news [Db] is we've got a much better [Bb] test for you.
Fighting an [E] army of mantis men.
[C] Pick up a rifle and follow [Gm] the yellow line.
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[F] You'll know when the test starts. _ _ _
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_ [Eb] _ Mantis.
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Mantis.
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Mantis.
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Mantis.
[Cm] _ _ _ [Db] Mantis. _
Mantis.
[Eb] _ [Em] _ [C] Mantis. Mantis. Mantis. Mantis. Mantis.
Science isn't about [Cm] why.
It's about why not.
[Db] Why is there a need for a test?
Is so much of our science [Eb] dangerous?
Why [D] not marry safe [Fm] science if you love it so much?
In fact, [Cm] why not invent a special [Db] safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the [Eb] way
out [E] because you are [Fm] fired.
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_ _ _ Who is ready to make some science?
Oh, I'd like to start. _ _ _ _ _ _