Chords for "Every Major's Terrible" memorized and self-accompanied!
Tempo:
156.25 bpm
Chords used:
F
C
Gm
G
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Gm] [Dm]
[F]
You need to check out what [C] TV and PC's these are so you can see like, things up for [F] reality.
This major's just a thing you get so you can [G] graduate.
And these scissors can't collect or tie [C] on the felicitate.
Why anyone who wants a job is [F] still a little [Eb] mystery.
Unless they're only on the choice for something like [Ab] art history.
[C] A BA in communications [F] guarantees that you'll achieve.
[Ab] A little lesson if you learn to [E] underwater basket weave.
[F] I'd rather be the pilot of a major in biology.
[C] It's just like a corporate university [F] physiology.
You don't have to take any one of [Bb] these, just do one variable.
Just look at how [C] well decided every [F] major's terrible.
You can do physics if you've got some degree in [C] cosmology.
But if you're high in math, you can go to physics or [F] geology.
See, after many days you'll find you're missing.
But a [G] degree in hermology will guarantee you never [C] get a hug again.
IT prepares you for a life of [Fm] fighting when we see suns [Eb] out.
That's precious in geography since physics is led [Ab] with trees on top.
[C] Though physics seems to offer you a rich and fine midline [Gm] career.
[G] [D] Though when he fades from physics, major [C] redirects to engineer.
[F] They say to study history, you're mighty self [C]-repeating.
It's not all that different, fancy cars, 40 years of teaching and
[F] I recognize my four-year plans at this point, [C] not for terrible.
But big megalogy's undesired in every [F] major's terrible.
Astronomers all preach when they get supermoon all silly.
[C] I'm a pseudomechanical, I'm a huge adorable me.
[F] I could do a B, a Bovec, you consider [G] hermetology.
I can't sell the guinea pig, you've got [C] no enterality.
While pre-med gives you a twitchy-eyed obsession [Fm] with your GPA.
[Eb] A power-triended greevy speaks [Ab] bewildering [C] naivety.
TV is behind the Russian truth for its sick brain technology.
[F] [B]
In academic, I'm a [D] demiology.
[C] [F] I don't think he found it so science that he was [Gm] exaggerated.
This is why the science clinic hadn't leaked from Vericate.
[F]
In times of [Gm] choices, I'd say [F] only some piece [C] was comparable.
[F] Just put [Bb] me down, since I've [C] decided every [F] major's terrible.
[C] [F]
[F]
You need to check out what [C] TV and PC's these are so you can see like, things up for [F] reality.
This major's just a thing you get so you can [G] graduate.
And these scissors can't collect or tie [C] on the felicitate.
Why anyone who wants a job is [F] still a little [Eb] mystery.
Unless they're only on the choice for something like [Ab] art history.
[C] A BA in communications [F] guarantees that you'll achieve.
[Ab] A little lesson if you learn to [E] underwater basket weave.
[F] I'd rather be the pilot of a major in biology.
[C] It's just like a corporate university [F] physiology.
You don't have to take any one of [Bb] these, just do one variable.
Just look at how [C] well decided every [F] major's terrible.
You can do physics if you've got some degree in [C] cosmology.
But if you're high in math, you can go to physics or [F] geology.
See, after many days you'll find you're missing.
But a [G] degree in hermology will guarantee you never [C] get a hug again.
IT prepares you for a life of [Fm] fighting when we see suns [Eb] out.
That's precious in geography since physics is led [Ab] with trees on top.
[C] Though physics seems to offer you a rich and fine midline [Gm] career.
[G] [D] Though when he fades from physics, major [C] redirects to engineer.
[F] They say to study history, you're mighty self [C]-repeating.
It's not all that different, fancy cars, 40 years of teaching and
[F] I recognize my four-year plans at this point, [C] not for terrible.
But big megalogy's undesired in every [F] major's terrible.
Astronomers all preach when they get supermoon all silly.
[C] I'm a pseudomechanical, I'm a huge adorable me.
[F] I could do a B, a Bovec, you consider [G] hermetology.
I can't sell the guinea pig, you've got [C] no enterality.
While pre-med gives you a twitchy-eyed obsession [Fm] with your GPA.
[Eb] A power-triended greevy speaks [Ab] bewildering [C] naivety.
TV is behind the Russian truth for its sick brain technology.
[F] [B]
In academic, I'm a [D] demiology.
[C] [F] I don't think he found it so science that he was [Gm] exaggerated.
This is why the science clinic hadn't leaked from Vericate.
[F]
In times of [Gm] choices, I'd say [F] only some piece [C] was comparable.
[F] Just put [Bb] me down, since I've [C] decided every [F] major's terrible.
[C] [F]
Key:
F
C
Gm
G
Ab
F
C
Gm
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[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You need to check out what [C] TV and PC's these are so you can see like, things up for [F] reality.
This major's just a thing you get so you can [G] graduate.
And these scissors can't collect or tie [C] on the felicitate.
Why anyone who wants a job is [F] still a little [Eb] mystery.
Unless they're only on the choice for something like [Ab] art history.
[C] A BA in communications [F] guarantees that you'll achieve.
[Ab] A little lesson if you learn to [E] underwater basket weave.
_ _ _ [F] I'd rather be the pilot of a major in biology.
[C] It's just like a corporate university [F] physiology.
You don't have to take any one of [Bb] these, just do one variable.
Just look at how [C] well decided every [F] major's terrible.
_ _ _ You can do physics if you've got some degree in [C] cosmology.
But if you're high in math, you can go to physics or [F] geology.
See, after many days you'll find you're missing.
But a [G] degree in hermology will guarantee you never [C] get a hug again.
_ IT prepares you for a life of [Fm] fighting when we see suns [Eb] out.
That's precious in geography since physics is led [Ab] with trees on top.
[C] Though physics seems to offer you a rich and fine midline [Gm] career.
_ [G] _ _ [D] Though when he fades from physics, major [C] redirects to engineer. _ _ _ _ _
[F] They say to study history, you're mighty self [C]-repeating.
It's not all that different, fancy cars, 40 years of teaching and_
[F] I recognize my four-year plans at this point, [C] not for terrible.
But big megalogy's undesired in every [F] major's terrible. _ _ _ _
_ _ Astronomers all preach when they get supermoon all silly.
[C] I'm a pseudomechanical, I'm a huge adorable me.
[F] I could do a B, a Bovec, you consider [G] hermetology.
I can't sell the guinea pig, you've got [C] no _ enterality. _
_ While pre-med gives you a twitchy-eyed obsession [Fm] with your GPA.
_ [Eb] A power-triended greevy speaks [Ab] bewildering _ [C] naivety.
TV is behind the Russian truth for its sick brain technology.
_ [F] _ _ [B] _
In academic, I'm a [D] demiology. _ _ _
_ [C] _ [F] I don't think he found it so science that he was [Gm] exaggerated.
This is why the science clinic hadn't leaked from Vericate.
[F]
In times of [Gm] choices, I'd say [F] only some piece [C] was comparable.
_ [F] Just put [Bb] me down, since I've [C] decided every [F] major's terrible.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You need to check out what [C] TV and PC's these are so you can see like, things up for [F] reality.
This major's just a thing you get so you can [G] graduate.
And these scissors can't collect or tie [C] on the felicitate.
Why anyone who wants a job is [F] still a little [Eb] mystery.
Unless they're only on the choice for something like [Ab] art history.
[C] A BA in communications [F] guarantees that you'll achieve.
[Ab] A little lesson if you learn to [E] underwater basket weave.
_ _ _ [F] I'd rather be the pilot of a major in biology.
[C] It's just like a corporate university [F] physiology.
You don't have to take any one of [Bb] these, just do one variable.
Just look at how [C] well decided every [F] major's terrible.
_ _ _ You can do physics if you've got some degree in [C] cosmology.
But if you're high in math, you can go to physics or [F] geology.
See, after many days you'll find you're missing.
But a [G] degree in hermology will guarantee you never [C] get a hug again.
_ IT prepares you for a life of [Fm] fighting when we see suns [Eb] out.
That's precious in geography since physics is led [Ab] with trees on top.
[C] Though physics seems to offer you a rich and fine midline [Gm] career.
_ [G] _ _ [D] Though when he fades from physics, major [C] redirects to engineer. _ _ _ _ _
[F] They say to study history, you're mighty self [C]-repeating.
It's not all that different, fancy cars, 40 years of teaching and_
[F] I recognize my four-year plans at this point, [C] not for terrible.
But big megalogy's undesired in every [F] major's terrible. _ _ _ _
_ _ Astronomers all preach when they get supermoon all silly.
[C] I'm a pseudomechanical, I'm a huge adorable me.
[F] I could do a B, a Bovec, you consider [G] hermetology.
I can't sell the guinea pig, you've got [C] no _ enterality. _
_ While pre-med gives you a twitchy-eyed obsession [Fm] with your GPA.
_ [Eb] A power-triended greevy speaks [Ab] bewildering _ [C] naivety.
TV is behind the Russian truth for its sick brain technology.
_ [F] _ _ [B] _
In academic, I'm a [D] demiology. _ _ _
_ [C] _ [F] I don't think he found it so science that he was [Gm] exaggerated.
This is why the science clinic hadn't leaked from Vericate.
[F]
In times of [Gm] choices, I'd say [F] only some piece [C] was comparable.
_ [F] Just put [Bb] me down, since I've [C] decided every [F] major's terrible.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _