Chords for "Happy New Year!!" (Spike Jones & The City Slickers, 1948)

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_ _ [Eb] This [C] is my New Year's resolution [Eb] When my mother-in-law begins to yell [Bb] and shout _
Through the window I would like to throw her out
_ [C] But I resolve [Ab] not to do it, here is [Gm] why _ [F] [Bb] I'm afraid of hitting [Eb] someone passing by _
[Bb] This is my New [Eb] Year's resolution _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ When [Eb] I'm at the movies [Bb] watching a love scene _
And the lady's hat is blocking [Eb] half the screen
_ I resolve not to [Ab] shout, take off that hat
[Fm] _ I'll [G] remove it gently with a [Eb] baseball bat
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This is my New [Eb] Year's [Bb] resolution
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[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] When I take a lovely lady [Bb] out to eat
And _ she orders caviar instead [Eb] of meat
I resolve to let the [Ab] lady have her fill
_ [Bb] And of course I'll also let her pay [Eb] the bill
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This is my New Year's resolution
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[Bb] _ _ When [Eb] I'm sitting with my wifey on [Bb] a bus
And a dear old lady stands in front [Eb] of us
I resolve to be a [Ab] gentleman discreet
[Fm] _ [Bb] I'll politely offer her my [Eb] wifey seat
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This is my New Year's resolution
_ _ [Eb] _ _ When [Bb] my _ _ [Eb] mother says come in it's [Bb] time to eat
And I keep on playing games out in [Eb] the street
I resolve to rush right home [G] now when I'm [Fm] cold
My [Bb] pop just bought a [Eb] hairbrush and he's bald
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This is my New Year's [Eb] _
resolution
Hey Doodlesweever, how about [Bb] for Good Eater Bob?
[Eb] On the radio this year I [Bb] hope to score
With some funny jokes you've never [D] heard before
[C] I [Eb] resolve not to [Ab] tell a corny joke
[B] _ [Bb] Hello, what's that?
The church burned down?
Holy smoke! _ _
This is my year's [Eb] resolution _
_ _ _ Spike, Spike, [Bb] how about Spike?
_ [Eb] In this coming year I'm gonna [Bb] be discreet _
[F] Have the slickers playing music [Eb] soft and sweet
_ I resolve to treat [Ab] Tchaikovsky tenderly
_ [D] And [Fm] set his second movement off [Ab] with TNT _
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_ _ _ _ [E] awesome Snickers
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