Chords for (I Am the Very Model of a) Scientist Salarian *FULL SONG* ft. Will Roland - The 8-Bit Big Band

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I _ am the very model of a scientist-celerian I've [Bb] studied species-turing and Asari and
Batarian I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of
[Bb] biology Because I am an expert which I know as a
tautology In four directions, Cardinal, I know the blot
routine [Db]-ery I problem-solve with tools and guns and even
farm machinery [Bb] I perfectly recall your genome [Ebm]-curing by pyrimidine
Hmm, rhyme required for pyrimidine?
Ah, yes.
[B] I'll diagnose the cause of every [Bb] symptom you're exhibiting
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] We'll diagnose the cause of every symptom you're exhibiting _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] My knowledge is prodigious though I'm stuffy and [Bb] professory
I'm fluent in the Vortra tongue and hannar [Eb] luminescery
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model [Bb] of a scientist-celerian
His [F] xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
He is the very model [Eb] of a scientist _ -celerian
_ By practice time I'm curing secret-form-induced [Bb] paralysis
My ideal date would finish with statistical analysis
[Eb] I've mastered optic instruments, reflective and refractory
I don't begrudge the Corneans [F] their [Bb] hypochondriac-tory
I've memorized, I did it, all my patients' [Db] anamneses
I've written paper scores and scores [Gb] and that's not counting theses
[Bb] I'll toxify my enemies with [Ebm] Nerean Apology
[B] Hmm, ah, ology suffix Not difficult!
Then spend my weekends brushing up on L-chlorenzomology
He's got the second-person purple-nucleotide topology
He's got the second [F]-person purple-nucleotide topology
[Bb] He's got the second-person purple-nucleotide topology _ _
_ [Eb] When I complete a surgery, I sign my name in [Bb] suturing
I've cut up Morbitarians and Torfid's famous butchering
[Gm] If knowledge is a library, then I'm its king librarian
I am the very model of [Eb] a scientist-cellarian
If knowledge [F] is a library, then he's its king librarian
He is the very model of [Eb] a scientist-cellarian _ _ _
_ _ When I know all the acids, be they levodextrorotomers
When I tell Yora sorry child, her genes are only sort of yours
When I expound the theories that my colleagues find heretical
[Bb] When I know all the finer points of therapy's genetical
When I could cure your cancer with my brain just halfway [Db] functioning
When I can fix mutating cells to point the [Gb] non-disjunctioning
In short, when I've a smattering of [Ebm] transgenetic strategy
[B] Hmm, strategy, challenging rhyme
Philately?
No, stamp collecting, too esoteric
Sat-a-gee, homage to original lyrics
No, risk of archaic vocabulary, confusing audience
Something simpler preferred
Had to be me?
No, no, doesn't fit meter
No, no, yes!
It had to be done rightly, and so I'm the one it had to [F] be
It had to be done rightly, and so we've forgotten how to be
It had to be done rightly, and so we've forgotten how to [Bb] be
It had to be done rightly, and so we've forgotten how to be
_ _ [Eb] My skeptics call me mad and know they [Bb] always try to censure me
And actuary tables say I'll live just half a century
[Eb] I've surveyed every habitat from Xeric to Riparian
I am the very model of a scientist-cellarian
He's surveyed [F] every habitat from Xeric to Riparian
He is the very model of a [Eb] scientist-cellarian _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ At treating very [E] nasty disease I've singular [B] ability
I don't prescribe like archaic testicles to fix [E] fertility
I've used it every paradigm from Xeric to [Gb] Noveria
I've studied Piskopona in the field [B] and in Aquaria
Of all his pharmaceuticals my memory's a [D] catalog
I know of all the Crocan Clans and Raven or the [B] Catatog
My mastery of gel anatomy is [C] incomparable
My soil science would suffice to make [B] Juchanka arable
Your soil science would suffice to make Juchanka [Gb] arable
Your soil science would suffice to make Juchanka [B] arable
Your soil science would suffice to make Juchanka arable
_ _ [E] I know the use of minerals from Platinum to [B] Iridium
I've worked more highly-sighted than a Krogan on Prasidium
[E] I lecture [Gb] for the girl of Inn, I need no honorarium
I am the very model of a scientist-cellarian
He uses both the minerals and uses the honorarium
He is the very model [E] of a [B] scientist [E]-cellarian
_ [B] _ I am the very model of a scientist [E]-cellarian
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