Chords for "Karen of the Bells" - Carol of the Bells Parody

[Gbm] Okay, [A] oh, that's [D] it's really loud.
Can [Gbm] you bring it down?
Yeah down [A] no no more [D] up
Up what [Gbm] you don't forget it
Karen's [A] my name this holiday.
[D] I'm [Gbm] here to say you're wrong today.
Yes.
I am [A] here [D] bringing badge here music's [Gbm] too loud
I hate the [D] crowd this [A] smells like pine.
I need [Bm] some wine.
Look Santa's [Gbm] there.
That's a [Db] tacky chair touch my kids
You [Db] better wash [Gbm] your hands first.
[Db] That's why I [B] brought my own [Gbm] sanitizer.
[A] Oh
[D] So [Gbm] filthy and the [Abm] song is so fast, [B] oh and now [E] you change the key great
[Abm] Well, I guess it's harder now this [B] Santa train mine is [E] insane.
[Abm] Somebody skipped
I notice it hate that the [B] most I [E] make a post big purple [Abm] thing white [Eb] lettering to the person that just got [Abm] in front of [Eb] us
You are why the [Abm] terrorists all hate us.
[E] Yeah, this year I [F] volunteered I kicked out [E] March now
I'm in charge.
[Abm] I [B] email you [E] say what to do
My [Abm] email is so aggressive [Eb] get your business donate [Abm] to the [Eb] auction.
Yes that you don't care about the [Abm] children
[E] Seriously [Fm] Phyllis [E] [Abm] you have that nice peach house.
You [E] could loan us for the silent auction, [F] but you're being [E] stingy
You don't want to get your sofa [Abm] dirty [B] cookie exchange.
Look get [E] my range all made from [Abm] scratch
Loving each batch.
Look what you [B] brought is [E] that store bought how much [Abm] you pay mine is homemade this [B] chardonnay
[E] Don't [Abm] want to pay
_ Get [B] [E] separate checks don't get on [Abm] that split [Eb] all the apps and I'll charge [Eb] before my share [Eb] of peanuts
They were soggy so I [Abm] didn't eat them.
[E] Oh
_ [F] [E] last verse
[Abm] Coupon, I [E] get 50 [F]% load up my [E] cart with crappy art.
[Abm] She's so [B] inept.
[E] She won't accept says [Abm] it's expired
She should be fired and [B] don't forget save [E] every bit of this paper [Abm] here for next year white [B] elephant in [E] it to win
Don't take [Abm] my face.
[Eb] I'll put your face time to do a bunch of [Abm] Facebook [Eb] comments
Why do you support the war on Christmas?
You [G] did not [Abm] comment on my [Eb] manger.
I would like to speak to the [Abm] manager
Ding dong [E] ding dong.
[F] That was my song too young [E] and old.
I am so [Abm] bold.
You [E] are so wrong
You know, I [F] said rock you [E] are so wrong.
Yeah, I said [Abm] wrong
My _ _ _
[B] _ [E] _ [Abm] mouth
Song [B] is stupid _
[E] _ [Abm] Okay
Apologies to all [B] lovely [E] women named Karen.
[Abm] You're getting a [E] bad bad rap
[B] I'm trying [Dbm] to channel the voice here [Abm] though.
Like is it [Dbm] is that I'd [Abm] mess or is it [Dbm] like
She's [Abm] like you listen here like this
[B] [E] So it's kind of like [Abm] Midwestern.
Sorry.
I'm Karen.
[B] I go into you listen [E] to me.
[Abm] I'm Karen
[Eb] I'm in charge
[Abm] _ [Eb] But like almost like [Abm] I'd like like [E] you've [F] been
[E] Like persecuted [Eb] [E] I am a victim.
[F] Yes.
You [E] are the victim er.
[Abm] Yes
[B] [E] Like we're you've been [Abm] victimized by like your your [B] coupon is expired, but they [E] should still take [Abm] it.
You were the victim
_ _ [B] [E] Yes _
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[B] _ [E] _ _ [Abm] _ _ [B] Is it [E] like your mom
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