Chords for (Mikutan) ENGLISH Evil Food Eater Conchita

[Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [Em] _ [Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [Em] _
[Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [F] _ [Em] _
[Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [G] _ [Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [C] _
[Am] [Em] I can't imagine [F] far away there [Em] wasn't a simple [Am] dinner.
[G] Sitting there without [F] a care, she [Em] started off her [C] left dinner.
[G] Food prepared in [F] this despair, it's [C] all of them down to my waist.
[G] All alone I [F] eat at home, I'll [Em] stuff it all into [Am] my face.
[C] What a shame you want more than this body from common [Am] genes.
[C] I'll go for more because I'm the coolest, greatest in the world.
Oh, me and I recommend that [C] you all stop acting [Am] so crude.
[G] While I wonder, we'll [F] be blunt, it's [G] still worth most of [D] summer food.
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
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[G] _ _ [F] _ [G] Wish you'd be a [B] fool, then you'd be the only me.
Well, this is fun, she's the kind [Am] of way to [G] _ _ _ [B] _ _
[Am] _ be.
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Here's the cook giving a look and acting like he has a choice.
[G] Can it be?
[F] Ask him, you are [G] speaking such a low voice.
Let me go from your chateau, I [Em] beg of you, my [Am] lady.
[G] All these [F] people here are [D] just driving me crazy.
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[Em] _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ [F] _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ Die, [G] eat up, or [F] bury you.
[Em] Not a place, not a place.
Wish [G] you'd be a [B] fool, then _ _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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[E] _ [C] you'd be the only me.
They can find my servants, bag it, while they come a part of me.
[G] Nothing's left, I [F] guess it's best that [C] no one's living here with me.
[G] What I seek is [F] really meek, I [Em] guess it isn't even crude.
While I wonder, [F] we'll be blunt, it's [G] still worth most of summer food.
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_ _ [B] _ _ [Em] Omg, it's a _ _ [B] love, she's become a [F#m] _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [F] [Em] sass.
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[Am] _ [G] _ [F] _ [Em] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
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