Chords for "My Big French Boyfriend" - The Toxic Avenger

You can see her as Sarah, the gorgeous blind librarian.
[A#] Jason Wooten as the toxic revenger.
[D] _ _ Nancy Opel.
Opel, I'm sorry.
And you're always going to get that wrong, Nancy.
[C#] As Ma Furch, he also plays a corrupt New Jersey
mayor and a nun.
Go figure.
[D] Right? _
Demon Green and Jonathan Root, who
plays [Em] Sarah's best friends, Shaniqua and Diane,
among dozens of other parts.
Here they are with my big French boyfriend
[C] and a brand new day, the toxic revenger.
Here we go.
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_ _ _ _ _ BTW, my name's Demond, not Demon.
_ _ Demon.
Just so you know.
_ _ Oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ yeah, we're playing women at this [D#] point.
Just [C#] to explain [C] why we're seeing this.
It's a little hard out of context.
But [D] if you come see the show, you'll
know what they look like in dresses.
We're hot.
Well, he's hot.
I'm dredge. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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So what did the chicken say when she crossed the road?
[G] What'd you get? _
Today I met [Em] him.
Can you hear the chimes?
[C] He comes from the country [D] that invented eclairs [F#] and mines.
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_ _ [G] I [C] met his mother.
She made [G] my eyes glow.
[C] Now there's no other _ _ man in the world.
He's got some spicy claws.
[G] _ _
He's gonna be my big, big French boyfriend. _
[D] He's crazy.
The whole world.
[G] Hey, shut me, I'm in.
Shut up, [Em] girl.
When [C] God's the call, die.
Oh my God, he's so so boxy.
Watch his nails.
I [G] heard a talking.
He's [D] gonna be [C] my big, big French boyfriend.
_ [G] My big French [C] boyfriend.
My big French boyfriend.
_ _ [C] _ I met his mother.
_ [D] He comes from [C] France where he lives and waits.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
[C] Tomorrow at [Am] nine, he's gonna drop a [C] bomb.
Tomorrow at nine, [Am] he's gonna drop [Cm] a bomb.
Tomorrow at [D] nine.
Oh my God, [Dm] shut up.
Oh my God, shut up.
Oh my God, shut up.
Oh [G] my God, shut up.
He's got a big [C] fat mouth.
He sounds [Em] really honky.
He's just as cute.
[G] He's just a [C] lot more cute than I do.
I met _ [G] his father.
He's gonna be [D] crazy.
He don't even [C] smile.
He loves adventure.
[D] He's a hero.
He's a stinger.
He's a mensch.
[D] I'll be his ever [C]-loving witch.
He's [D] my big French boyfriend.
[Em] _ [D] He's my big French _ _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] boyfriend.
He's my [Dm] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] big [G] French boyfriend.
_ [D] _ He's my big French boyfriend.
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