Chords for "MY STICK!" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Hey, _ [G#m] _ where's the fire, son?
What the?
Oh no.
Where you off to?
Just this [Am] party in the garden.
_ Nice.
How about I join you?
[F#m] How about you don't?
Hmm? _ _
_ Son, _ come back.
Hey!
But, I told you to stop! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Humming.
Now, _ [Am] _ that's a fire. _
_ _ Listen, son.
Knock you in your head with my stick.
_ _ You gon' have a [A] mark from my _ stick.
My stick, [G] my stick, [F] my stick is better than bacon.
_ _ [D] _ _ [Am] You [F] can't touch my stick.
I don't want no.
[D] _ _ _ [A] [F] Yeah, you want my stick.
[Am] _ Don't give a fuck about nothin' with my stick.
Look at my stick.
You gonna feel the wrath of my stick.
Feel my stick.
My stick, [G] my stick, [F] my stick is better than bacon.
_ [Dm] _ _ _
You [F] can't touch my stick.
It's just a [Dm] stick. _
_ [Am] [F] That's my perfect stick.
_ [A] My stick is my [G] friend, born from a lung.
[C] _
Everyone can [D] see it's better [C] than bacon. _ _
_ _ [Am] Why'd you get so grouchy and mean?
Look at my stick.
Why'd you think that creature's neck is green?
I've been [A] sick.
My stick, [G] my stick, [F] my stick is better than [G] bacon.
[Am] _ _ [D] Ha ha, [Am] you [F] can't use my stick.
It's just a [D] stick.
Ha ha, [Am] [F] don't you like my stick?
Oh, it's just a [Dm] stick.
It's just a [F] stick.
It's my perfect stick.
_ [A] My stick and me [G] take walks every day.
[C] Pass the [D] hooligans down [C] by the ocean.
[A] We play tap at [G] my stick, then they learn.
[C] Half my stick is [D] much better [C] than bacon. _ _
_ [F] So call the little piggy and I'll let the little [Am] piggy run amok.
_ Sorry.
[D] But when I'm asleep, the little piggy can't [C] wake me up.
_ [F] So people all fight about which [Am] bird's are the best birds.
_ _ [D] Well, everybody can agree that [C] she was one of the worst.
[Am] I guess my stick is my stick.
You can't pick up [B] my stick.
Leave your mitts on [Am] my stick. _ _ _ _
I disappear for years, and reappear [G] right here to [Dm] cheer up my little [Am] stick. _ _ _ _
_ _ When I was a little bitty kid, little bitty kid,
I had not yet found my mighty stick.
Then I did.
[Bm] I could break your [B] stick, isn't this [Bm] my break?
My stick?
I could make you wish you [B] could feel pain.
My stick, my stick, [A] my stick, [G] my stick is better [Em] than bacon.
_ [D] _ [Em] _ _
_ [Bm] [G] You can't touch my stick.
I don't want [Em] your stick. _
_ [Bm] [G] You want my stick.
[Bm] It's just [Em] a stick. _
_ [G] It's my big boy stick. _ _
I wish you [Bm] really, really, really didn't.
_ [Em] _
Nobody had a good reason to [D] own a bag of venom.
_ _ [G] I've caught it ten times, because [Bm] a lot of cows hurts.
_ _ [Em] _
Everybody can agree [D] that she was one of the worst.
_ [Bm] _ My stick is my stick.
You can't pick up my stick.
Leave your mitts [G] on my stick. _
Everyone can see it's better than bacon.
[A] [Bm] My stick is my friend.
Oh, I'm a man.
[G] _
Everyone can see it's better.
[Bm] _ _ [A] _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D] [G] You can't touch my stick.
I don't want your [Em] stick.
_ _ [Bm] [G] You want my stick.
[Bm] It's just [Em] a stick.
_ _ [G] It's my big boy stick.
_ I wish you [Bm] really, really, really didn't.
_ [Em] _ _ Nobody had a good reason [D] to own a bag of venom.