Chords for "Party Hat"- (Joe Iconis & Family at 54 Below)

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I'm heading to my railroad _ apartment Tonight I'm just taking [A] it slow _
[F#] I threw all my tickets [Cm] to the [G#] opera [E] Place nobody [B] wanted to go
[B] _ _
_ I thought I'd just sit here contently _ Maybe a crossword or [A] four
But [F#] I find myself not [D#] being _
[G#m] satisfied No, I find [C] myself wanting much [B] more
My [C#] soul instead looks feeling [G#] blue _
[F#] _ [C#] I need to [G] speed up
[F#] I'm _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
gonna [B] put a party hat _ [G#] on my cap [E] And [F#] dance around it, [B] play pretend
[F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ Dress [G#]
such a mess And [E] never [B] let the good time end
We are _ the wigglers and we threw their inners A fucking _ _ [A] excuse
_ But [C#m] me and my feline will [G#m] care a bit [A] Cause we [F#] are easily [B] bruised
Now we'll be laughing at the two involving me And I'll be the belle of all [A] things
_ [C#] We'll make a racket [D#] with no regard [C#] So I won't hear the phone even [F#] if it rings
I [B] _ got a purple [G#] arm _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] and play [B] pretend _ [F#] _ _ _ Dress [G#] a _ mess [E] And [F#] never let the good [B] time end
I'm a French perfume, [G#] a ruby [E] brew And [F#] grab a window [B] of remiss
I _ _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ [E] can't see my [F#] lucky star if [B] that knee exists _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ I just finished eating some friskies _ Come help me own [A] this _
My [C#m] _ luck lady [A#] just backed the hell up [A] I don't want no part of [G#] that _
[F#] _ [B] Took her to the beach, took her to the beach I'm the worst at the wheel, _ [A] _ _
_ [C#m] _ _ _ [D#m] she's very [B] fierce
[C#m] Think of the times when [D#] she's pecked my [D#m] balls [C#m] Think of the times when she's seen [G#m] my clothes
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[G] I [C#] sigh and jump up [F#] on the bed _ _ [C#] Do the thing with overnight [G#] _
[F#] hair _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] Look [B] I'm on a plane!
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[E] We'll dance around that pretty girl [B] I like [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ that [D#m] name so much _
[E] But I'm just laughing at [B] the time and
[F#] A [B] little _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
[E] rusty rub on it
[B] I [F#] _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _
[E] pick my lucky star
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[C#] _ _ _ _ [A#] I _ [F#] will dance [G#] around that pretty girl _ _
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[F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [G#] _ _
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[F#] I _ [C#] _ _ _ [G#] _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _
[F#] pick my lucky star if that knee exists
[A#] _
[D#m] You better thank your lucky [A#] stars that I exist _ _
[F#] Pick my lucky star if that knee exists
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