Amish Paradise chords

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C _ Ab As I walk through the valley Bb where I harvest my Ab grain, I B take a look at my wife and Cm realize.
she's very plain.
Ab But that's just perfect Fm for an Amish like me.
You B know I shun fancy things like C electricity.
Ab At 4.
30.
in the morning F I'm milking cows.
B Jebediah feeds the chickens C and Jacob plows.
Ab Fool, and I've been milking Fm and plowing so long that B even Ezekiel thinks C that my mind is gone.
Fm I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline.
B Got a Bible in my hand C and a beard on my chin.
But Fm if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine, B then tonight we're gonna party C like it's 1699.
Fm We've been spending most our lives G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab I churn butter once or twice G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab It's hard work Fm and sacrifice G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab We sell quilts Fm at discount price G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
F A local boy kicked me in the butt last week.
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well.
Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell.
But Fm I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it.
B An Amish with a toot, Cm you know that's unheard of.
Ab I never wear buttons Fm but I got a cool hat B and my homies agree I C really look good in black Ab fool.
If you come to visit Fm you'll be bored to tears.
We B haven't even paid the phone C bill in 300 years.
Ab But we ain't really quaint F so please don't point and stare.
B We're just technologically C impaired.
There's Fm no phone, no lights, F no motor car, G not a single C luxury.
Ab Like Robinson F Crusoe, it's B as primitive as C can be.
Ab We've been Fm spending most our lives G living in an Cm Amish Gm paradise.
Ab We're just plain Fm and simple guys G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab There's no time Fm for sin and vice G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab We don't fight, Fm we all play nice G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab Hitching up the buggy, F churning lots of butter.
B Raise the barn on Monday, C soon I'll raise another.
Ab Think you're really righteous, Fm think you're pure in heart.
G Well I know I'm a million Cm times as humble as thou Ab art.
I'm the pious guy, the Fm little omelettes wanna be like B on my knees day and night.
C Scoring points for the afterlife.
Ab So don't be vain Fm and don't be whiny or B else my brother I might have to Cm get medieval on your hiney.
Ab We've been spending Fm most our lives G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab We're all Fm crazy men and knights G living in an C Amish paradise.
Ab There's no cops Fm or traffic lights G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
Ab But you'd probably Fm think it's bikes G living in an Cm Amish paradise.
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