Chords for ( slowed down ) party favor

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[B] Hey, leave a message.
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_ _ Your [Bb] number might be _ [F] blocked.
_ _ [Gm] _ Stay, _ _ _ blah [Bb] blah blah. _
_ _ You [Eb] just want what you [Bb] can't have. _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Gm] No way, _ _ _ I'll call [Bb] the cops. _
_ _ If you [Eb] don't _ stop, I'll call your [Bb] dad. _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Eb] And I hate to do [F] this to you [Bb] on your birthday.
_ _ _ [Gm] Happy _ birthday, _ _ by [D] the way. _
_ _ _ [Eb] It's not you, it's me [F] and all that [Bb] other _ bullshit.
_ _ You know [Gm] that's bullshit, _ _ _ [D] don't you babe? _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ I'm not [Ebm] your party [Bb] favorite. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Look, _ now I know we could've [Gm] done it better. _ _
_ But we [Eb] can't change the weather. _
_ And the [Bb] weather's coming, _ blah [F] blah blah.
_ _ [Bb] _ Books don't make sense if you [Gm] read them backwards. _
_ You'll single [Eb] out the wrong words, like you miss your [Bb] old mommies. _ _
[F] _ And you'll [Gm] hear, stay, _ _ _ blah [Bb] blah blah. _ _
_ _ You [Eb] just want _ what you can't have. _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Gm] No way, _ _ I'll call [Bb] the cops. _
_ If you [Eb] don't stop, I'll call your [Bb] dad. _ _ _
[F] _ _ And [Eb] I hate to do [F] this to you on [Bb] your _ birthday.
_ _ _ [Gm] Happy birthday, _ _ _ by [D] the way. _ _
_ _ It's [Eb] not you, it's me [F] and all that [Bb] other bullshit. _
_ You know [Gm] that's bullshit, _ _ _ _ [D] don't you babe? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm not [Ebm] your party favorite.
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