Chords for "There are no cats in America"

_ I didn't see any cats. _
_ _ Won't it be nice to get to America where we don't have to worry about [G] cats [Cm] anymore?
_ [G] There are no cats in America.
But back home in Mother _ [A] Russia_
_ [G] _ Our _ family was traveling through the snow to Minsk.
_ Suddenly Papa [Cm] saw those huge paw prints.
[Fm] When I heard [G] him screaming [F] I fainted dead [Cm]
away.
[Db] And I woke up [Cm] an orphan.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ But_ But?
But [F] there are no [C] cats in _ America.
[G] And the streets are [C] paved with cheese.
[F] Oh, there are no [C] cats in _ America.
[G] So set your mind at ease.
[C] _ _ _
You don't know the terrible thing that exists in my country.
_ [Fm] You [C] think things were bad in Russia?
You should see things in my country.
_ _ [G] _ Times were [Cm] hard in Sicily.
We had no provolone.
[Fm] The Don, he [Cm] was a tabby [Bm] with a taste [G] for my brother Tony.
[Cm] When Mama went to plead for [F] him, the Don [Fm] said [G] he would [D] see her.
[B] We found her [Cm] rosary on the [Ab] ground.
_ _ _ _ Poor Mama Mia! _ _ _ _ _
[E] But?
_ _ But [Dm] there are no [C] cats in America.
[G] And the streets are paved [C] with cheese.
Oh, [Dm] there are no cats [C] in America.
[G] So set your [Cm] mind at ease.
_ _ It's sad, _ but sadder still. _
When I _ was but a lad_
[Bb] I lost my [Cm] true love fair.
A calico, he [Bb] caught us by [Eb] _ _ _ [G] surprise.
_ In a [Cm] flash of [Eb] teeth and fur,
[Dm] Her [Cm]
tail was _ all he left [Fm] of her.
_ [Cm] Neither _ ever is [Bb] wedded to _ Rolura [Cm] _ Blah.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] But there are no cats [C] in America.
[Dm] And I never [C] came to the movies.
Oh, [Dm] there are no [C] cats in America.
So [F] I sat on [C] the edge of the edge. _
[Dm] And I saw my [C] miserable head.
And I thought, who's gonna get [Am] this _ _ job?
[C] _ _ But I found _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
myself _ in [C] Syria. _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _