Chords for "Walk of Shame" — A Simon and Garfunkel parody by Not Literally Productions

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Hello daylight my old friend _
I've gone and done it yet again
_ And in the early morning light I see
A hawful puffboy sleeping next to me
Last night he seemed cute but now I'm thinking I was cursed
But it gets worse
It's time to take the walk of shame
_ And from his creaky bed I creep
_ _ Oh Merlin's beard please stay asleep
_ The dungeon's never seemed so far _ away
I haven't brushed my teeth since _ _ yesterday
_ What I left in his room might make this my last era _
_ _ My wonder bra _
_ I must regret _ this walk of shame
I see a prefect on the stair
_ _ I can't avoid her knowing glare
_ _ And I see figures moving through the fog
The Quidditch team out for their morning [Eb] jog
Then a gust of wind comes and blows my skirt over my ears _
The whole team _ cheers
They know my _ _ past walks of shame
But now I'm home so I don't [N] care
_ I brush the sandwich from my _ hair
As I approach my bed I hear a snore
My roommate's in it with some _ _ Gryffindor
How thicker butterbeer goggles must have
_ _ _ To sleep with _ him
His turn to _ take the walk of _ _ [A] shame _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [D] _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ Hands up, clap it!
Put it to [E] my bed, I sandwich!
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