Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Even Worse - Velvet Elvis

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_ _ [D] _ [F#m] My life, it used [C] to be incomplete Till [D] _ [F#m] I saw what I [C] was looking for at a drive-in
swap [D] meet [F#m] My life, it won't [C] be the same again
_ _ [D] Now [F#m] I'm proud to say [C] the king lives on inside my [B] den _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ It's all I live [Bm] for, it's all I [A] need
My Velvet Elvis, my Velvet Elvis My Velvet Elvis means [Bm] the world _ _ to me
[Em] Yo, [F#] yo, _ [Bm] _ yo, [Em] oh, _
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[F#m] oh, oh He may [C] not be worth much dough
_ [D] He means [F#m] much more to me [C] than some old Rembrandt or Van [D] Gogh
[F#] Check out those [C] sideburns, there's nothing greater
[D] You [F#] can tell that [C] he's no Velvet Elvis in this [B] headroom _
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It's all I live for, _ [B] it's [A] all I need
My Velvet Elvis, my Velvet Elvis My Velvet [A] Elvis, oh now can't you see
My Velvet Elvis, my Velvet Elvis My Velvet Elvis [Bm] means the world _ _ to me
_ _ [B] Oh, _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ in my own private race lab In my own little drive to the king
I don't want nothing else [C#m] No, I don't need [E] anything
Don't need [E] no lava lamp Don't need no soap on a rope
No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big [B] eyes
Or dark-blade [D#m] poker, oh _ _ _ _
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_ _ [D] _ [F#m] When I'm at [C] home watching my TV I [D] _ [F#] know the [C] king is always looking down [D] on me
He looks so [C] handsome, he stands so tall [D] So [F#m] glad he's big [C] enough to cover up that hole in
[D] _ Velvet, he's so fuzzy Velvet, he's so great
Velvet, never ages Velvet, never puts on weight
Velvet, look at those rhinestones Velvet Elvis, he's just so fine
Velvet Elvis, you can look but don't touch now Velvet Elvis, cause he's [B] mine, all mine _ _ _ _
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