Chords for "Whiskey In The Jar"~Seamus Kennedy 10/23/09

What's up, Ben?
I don't want the Yankees to get there. _
You know what I mean?
Don't.
But if you get the Angels, you [F] know, there's another sweep in four.
That's not going to be any fun.
[Bb] _ [Db] The Yankees will build some sort [Dm] of a fight.
But congratulations.
Well done, Phillies. _
[N] _ _ _ _ _
How about that, Redskins?
_ [D] _ _
_ [Bb] I'm sorry.
I just had to do [E] that.
We're going to start off with a song called Whiskey in the Jar.
Here in the [C] department of chorus, where you clap your hands four times, twice, and then once.
I'm not going to tell you where it is.
I'm going to see if you can find [N] it yourself.
You're flitting about like a hummingbird. _ _
[C] Please, ladies, sit down.
_ Come on, ladies.
[Gb] You're such [Eb] a butterfly.
_ [Bb] _
_ _ That's a good seat.
I'd have a very good seat.
All right.
Let's [D] see here. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[D] _ You know, a [C] cheap laugh is better than a non-laugh.
_ Even when they don't know [Bb] you're being laughed at.
[N] _ _ Four times.
Two claps, [Bb] one laugh.
_ [C] Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, [Bb] blah.
Black bologna, there you go.
Black _ whiskey.
Okay, there's a whole table [Eb] sitting right there.
I've got a clue what the hell to do.
[Cm] _ _ You obviously don't [N] get out to Irish pubs very often, but you would know what to do.
Let me explain.
We come to the chorus.
[C] I say,
Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[Eb] Clap your hands four [Bb] times.
Then I say, Black bologna, clap your hands twice.
[Eb] Then I say, Black [N] bologna again, clap your hands once.
But you don't do it right there.
There's whiskey in the jar.
Four, two, [D] one.
Okay.
I don't want anybody [Eb] else to do it.
Just this table over here.
[Bb] _ _ [F] Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ Help them.
[E] It's hard though.
But you never learn how to do it yourselves.
I've got to start with a little teaching.
[F] Okay?
Sorry.
Another lesson.
[B] Came on the short [C] note of us to get caught up.
_ Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
Four, black bologna, clap, [F] clap.
Two, black bologna, there's whiskey in the jar.
Four, two, one.
When I was learning my first year, I did that.
[Bb] I did that.
[F] Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, [Bb] blah.
Black bologna, clap, [N] clap, clap.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _
As I was going [Gm] over the far thing,
I [Eb] met Captain [Bb] Piral, and his money he was counting.
I first produced money, [Gm] I then produced [Eb] money.
Since then and [Bb] ever, I am a [F] deceiver.
Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, [Bb] blah.
Black [Eb] bologna, clap, clap, clap.
Black [Bb] bologna, there's whiskey in the jar.
I found all this money [Gm] and it made a pretty penny.
[Eb] Put it in my pocket, [Bb] I brought it back to Jenny.
She sighed and she swore [Gm] she never would betray me.
[Eb] But the devil will take the money,
[Bb] so I never can [F] be easy.
Mushroom, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[Bb]
Black bologna, [Eb] clap, clap, clap.
Black bologna, [Bb] there's whiskey in the jar.
I then went to my chamber for to beg a slumber.
[Eb] I drank with golden [Bb] jewels, sure there was no wonder.
Jenny drew her [Gm] charges, filled them up with [Eb] water.
Sent for Captain [Bb] Piral, to be ready for a slaughter.
I [F] sure never will [Bb] let him go.
Black [Eb] bologna, clap, clap, clap.
Black bologna, [Bb] there's whiskey in the jar. _
[F] Excuse me, sir, you clap well after [Bb] everybody else, I think.
You'd better not clap like that during the whole series. _
[Eb] You might bring bad luck to the fillies if [Bb] you clap like that.
It was early in the morning [Gm] before I rode out to [Eb] travel.
Up came the band of [Bb] good men, likewise Captain Piral.
I first produced my pistol, [Gm] she stole it away from [Eb] me.
I couldn't shoot the [Bb] water, so Captain Irvine, he was taken.
[C] I'm sure he'd be all right.
[Bb] Black bologna, [Eb] there's _ _ [Bb] whiskey in the jar.
Now if you could see the concentration on your faces.
_ Others some take to life [Gm] in early [Eb] April.
Others take to [Bb] life in a carriage in the road.
I take to life [Gm] in the juice of the barley.
[Eb] I'm boarding pretty fairly [Bb] in the morning light.
I'm leaving [F] early, I'm sure ain't no one to [Bb] romance.
Black bologna, [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb]
there's whiskey in the [C] jar.
I'm sure ain't no one to [Bb] romance.
_ _ [Eb] Black bologna, there's whiskey in the jar. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _
I'm going to sit over here.
[N] _ That _