Chords for 10 Awesome Rock Star Cameos on Kids Shows

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_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Yeah, far you can stretch. _ _ _ _ _
So there's some humans out there, and you're their pet? _
You can't be no pet, man.
No, you can't.
You're a dragon.
You're a fierce, bloodthirsty beast.
You breathe fire.
Okay, so you breathe lightning.
We ain't prejudiced.
Point is, a dragon don't work for the man, dig?
But nothing.
You want to be a real dragon, right?
You want to be cool, [C] right?
Ha!
Said Gordon.
It's only a [Db] cow.
Shoo!
Shoo!
He moved slowly onto the bridge, but the cow wouldn't [Ab] shoo.
What's this?
[Db] A cow?
I'll soon settle her.
Be off!
Be off! _
[F] Moo, said the cow.
Henry backed away [Dm] nervously.
I [Bm] don't want to hurt her.
Mr.
Cooper.
Yes?
[N] _ I_
_ _ _ Let me come right to the point.
You, sir, are a demented, sick, _ degenerate, barbaric, _ _ _ _ naughty_
_freakle. _ _
Why, thank you. _ _ _ _ _
Freakles one, civilization zero.
[Gm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Excuse me, folks.
It looks like the dance is nearing an end.
And I wanted to send out a special message to my little pookie, Nona Mecklenburg.
Maybe after she hears it, she'll give her pop [G] _
one lousy dance.
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_ [F] [D] I held you on [Gbm] my [Bm] bended knee.
[Em] I tucked [A] you in [D] the sack.
_ [A] _ [D] I carried [Bm] you [Gbm] around so [Bm] much.
[C] I sprained my [D]
lower [A] back.
_ [N] Stupid hunk of junk.
You've all the pieces, but I barely got a scratch.
Life just ain't fair.
Give me another one to test.
We're, uh, knocking off for lunch, Mr.
Steele.
_ Lunch?
Look half-lit.
Maybe you need to eat, but not me.
I don't need no food, no sleep, no nothing.
In case you haven't noticed, I ain't a man anymore.
I'm a stinking robot.
There's only one sure-fire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building.
Blasting death metal. _
[Am] Respecting the law, respecting the law.
[F] _
[G] Copyright law, _ [A] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
copy_
You like [G] this?
_ [B] Swedes [Am] love death metal.
It reminds us of death. _ _ _
[Bm] Damn those peace prize-giving fish smokers. _ _
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[Bb] _ _ That chocolate, the universal language.
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_ _ _ _ _ Woo! _
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Who goes there?
You like this? _ _ _
_ Old Nasty Dan was the meanest man [Bb] I ever knew.
_ [C] He'd stomp and scream and be real mean [F] the whole day through.
Yeah?
_ He'd frown a bunch, he ate nails for lunch, and [Bb] he'd never laugh.
Wow, I'd like him.
[C] He'd growl and yell, and I heard tell he never [F] took a [G] bath.
Wow.
[Bb] Nasty Dan.
Old Nasty Dan.
Was a [F] nasty man.
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