Chords for 10 Epic Onstage Pranks

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The old kids decided to [G] throw a bit of this massive [Em] cake that there was.
Got it up [A] and dive face.
Face.
[D] Put us into the cake didn't they?
That [G] was really funny, yeah.
It was [E] like a mask of cake and cream going to be just solid [A] on and that, you know. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] You're going to make it [Db] man.
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_ _ With the [F] support of his friends and family, [E] he's going to make [F] it. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ I [A] don't know if you guys are following the news or anything, _ [F] but I think it was [Am] Jupiter
_ _ [A] recently got hit _ _ or something.
_ And apparently they didn't think anything [D] was going to happen. _ _ _ _
Today in the news it turns out that _ [Bb]
Jupiter completely disintegrated.
It's no longer there.
It just completely vanished.
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_ Astrology or not, but I think _ [Dm] Sagittarius is the [D] sign associated with Jupiter.
_ _ [G] So all of you people that are Sagittarius [D] are going to slowly begin to disappear.
[A] _ _ I just want to be the first [D] _
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I'm going to say goodbye.
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_ [Gm] We along with the whole crew [Bb] got us Speedos, fruit [F] and wigs and [Eb] all sorts of confetti and
all sorts of [G] crap and we ended up going out during [Bb] their set and just totally messing [C] with them.
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] I'm going out.
[Eb] I don't [Bb] care if you're [D] raggedy free. _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] I'm holding down.
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_ [Bb] _ I'm [C] running out.
[Bb] _ Cheap, cheap [G] bastards.
[D] I'm running out. _
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