Chords for 10 Times Musicians Outclassed Hecklers

_ _ _ _ _ [B] They would like you very [Eb] much. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh, oh, I see.
Is this is [Eb] this where the young elitist hipsters take [Ebm] on the ancient dodgy in the way types?
I love your band, too.
_ _ _ _ [Eb] I'm the I'm the 45.
I'm the 45 year old narc.
I want to introduce you to a woman I hope you can [Fm] measure up to it later in your [Ebm] life.
This is Shirin Neshat.
She [F] has been exiled from Iran from the [Eb] photos that she's done.
Her family is separated from her.
She stands up for the rights of Muslim women and women all over the world.
This is what she does.
And today she and I are on a date going out and filming such wonderful people like yourself.
And we're just hanging out.
And I'm [Gb] delighted with you, too.
_ This is my opportunity to tune your [Eb] ears because I'm about to do an amazing thing on the guitar.
[Ebm] Something that guitarists fear.
[Gb] _ Everybody's yelling at me, man.
What am I going to [G] do?
I have the [E] power, though, because I am louder than [Bb] you. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] So I can always get you to shut up [B] if I want to.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [Gb] _ [Db] I'm sorry.
But [F] _ sometimes I [Bb] don't want to.
I want to just play some nice blues licks to get the key of B flat into your ear. _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ I'm sorry.
Am I taking [F] too long for you?
I said there's a guy in the front row.
He's [B] going like this.
He's like, is it too much?
Would you rather [A] have_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
[G] Is that what you want?
You want [N] me to hold it?
I'm sorry.
Play it over to your back of tracks.
No.
_ _ _ I'm going to have [Eb] Taylor Hawkins come and sing you a Queen song.
Come on [N] down, Taylor. _ _
_ This song's for the weightlifter right [Eb] there.
_ _ [Dm]
I want [D] to first say that I am humbled tonight to be on the stage to honor [Eb] Gene with a proclamation
[Bm] to commemorate his long and [N] industrial career.
I just want to say a few things.
While I'm here representing the city, I'm also _ [E] here representing [Eb] all of you that have
been here from the beginning and followed Gene through his long [G] and very [E] successful career.
[Ab] Could you do us a favor and put the lights on?
I want to see where this jackass [N] is.
Excuse me. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Four, three, _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ two, one.
You two, all of you, come [G] up here right now.
Come on.
Now, I want [A] you to play our guitars right now.
Everybody that you think [Bb] you're a badass, come up here right now.
No, you're not paying attention.
Come on.
[Abm] I [E] want you and you and you, everybody that's doing that, you have a [C] free chance to play.
No!
[N] Just look at me!
_ _ _ _ _ You want to ruin [Ab] my f***ing show?
Come [E] up here and play the guitar better than us, motherf***er.
Come on.
_ [Dm] _
_ [N] _ _ _ [Db] You may have noticed a few wise-asses decided that they would go down to the supermarket
and buy a few f***ing eggs and start throwing at us down the front.
_ This is not even funny, Robert Reyes.
[Bbm] This [A] is an endless f***ing fight and these cowards do not f***ing [Db] work, you [N] asswines! _ _ _ _ _
We know that there's a whole bunch of other people. _ _ _
_ _ The image of Prince Charles staring at a short and short-arm boy.
_ _ _ Okay, so death metal.
_ _ You up for it?
_ Death metal, f*** it.
Please, death metal.
_ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ This [A] is ridiculous.
[G] Shut your f***ing mouth, [Ab] douchebag.
I'm talking to my friends.
[C] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ _ Did you [Gb] not hear what the [Ab] first part of the show was going to be involved [F] with?
Go to the line in the bathroom or shut your f***ing mouth. _
_ [Cm] _ _ You look really nice [N] today. _
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_ [Db] _ [E] _ _ I saw that.
I swear to you, if I want to solve it, [N] I'll f***ing kill you.
I'll kill your f***ing mother.
I'll kill your f***ing mother.
I'll make you f*** your dead mother.
[F] Don't f*** with me, alright?
You [C] motherf***ers want to throw something?
[Ab] Just let me see it.
[N] Just let me see it.
You got the balls?
Let me see it.
You don't have to worry about security.
I'm my own security.
I'll f***ing beat you to death and throw you in the f***ing sewers, alright?
I'll beat you to the f***ing ground, you motherf***ing [C] s*** sucker.
Don't f***ing do anything to me or any of these other [Gb] guys up here. _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _