Chords for 10 Unforgettable Gene Simmons Moments

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_ [G] Who do I admire more than myself? _ _ _
nobody
_ I'm spectacular.
Are you really?
Oh, I'm stunning.
I should have known it already
But this [F] was about [G] to get very weird
[N] Don't you laugh Gene Simmons?
You're nothing to look at
_ With [Db] that hairstyle genius, did you [Bbm] catch Planet of the Apes on cable and go?
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_ _ _ Oh _ _ _
Gene Simmons, _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] are you a bat?
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Yes
Actually what I am is evil incarnate
[Em] Why the costume?
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [E] Why should I show you a [F] new video unless you tell me what it's like to have a night with Cher
Where do we meet Cher?
Give me give me a little a sample of how you [B] got Cher
where did you meet her quickly?
We met at a party and I asked her to sing on my solo record and
I [G] told you the specifics, but this is a real [Ab] no.
No, no.
No, wait a second.
You're not getting off these
Specifically I want to know is she incredible in bed?
Yes
Okay, does it take a long time to woo her or can you get it done quickly?
It takes a long time
It takes a long time.
You wasn't kind of thing.
We do it in one [Eb] night
She's not as loose as we think she might be right, right?
Do you ever think that perhaps the kiss Visa card the kiss coffin and things like that?
may
_ Overshadow the music or is the music just one component part of the kiss overall who cares?
_ Look
Everybody's exactly in the same kiss business as kisses in we just do it
zillion times bigger
Everybody goes out on tour and sells t-shirts _
You're in the kiss business, baby.
See it's when you buy a t-shirt.
You don't [G] get music
You're in the licensing and merchandising business the fact [Eb] the only thing everybody's complaining about
REM and being the punk bands and thrash bands, although there are no more of those
Whatever you want a death metal band.
Yeah, we're not like kiss.
Yes, you are
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [N] You know we can talk about all there's so many women any idiot can get a woman when they're on tour
But this is a lot more important and a lot more heartfelt than the bragging about the other stuff
Would you would you [E] cut hold on one second?
Cut this off
Would you stop cutting me down in front of the camera?
I didn't go for that shit.
Go on
[Gb] I don't know.
I like whatever I say all of a sudden don't [Gbm] listen to this idiot.
Don't do that anymore
It [Dbm] _ [E] takes a man like me to be a woman [B] like me _
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Guess what [Eb] I am.
Do you believe what you [E] see?
You _
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[Eb] think rock and roll is dead it is fine the nail [G] has finally been put into the [F] coffin
Yes, there used to be a process and structure is everything if there's a structure
It's logic and then it's competition just like mother nature and [E] who decides who reaches the top
The people of the people for the people by the show when they were buying records buying albums
The people voted with their [Bb] dollar.
Oh, it's been murdered.
All right, not by not by outside forces foreign powers
We killed rock and roll
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