12 Days of Christmas Parody Chords by Mr. Bankshot

[F#] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ [F#] _
_ _ [E] _ [C#] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#m]
On [B] the first day of Christmas [F#] my true love gave to me
[C#m] Nothing [B] because the bitch _ cheaps
On the first day of Christmas [E] my true love gave [F#] to me
[C#m] Nine year old [F#m] Xbox, eight pairs of some black socks
Seven [C#m] mood [F#m] changes, six days of [C#m]
complaining
[B] Had [C#] that [B] last week
_ [E] Four packs of Nerds, three cheap pens, two used [F#] Lucas Scrubs
[B] _ [E] And a Bible I [B] probably won't read
[F#] I [B] don't care about Christmas unless [C#m] we [F#] talking trees
[E] I'm [B] smoking like a chimney
_ _ I don't care about Christmas unless [A] we [F#] rolling trees
[E] I'll even [C#] smoke some [B] Reggie
_ I don't care about Christmas [C#m] unless we [F#] sparking trees
Three [C#m] people smoking, [F#] all them niggas choking
Three [C#m] packs of Swishers, [F#] Buttman [C#m] who delivers
[B] Who [C#]
needs [B] some weed?
_ I like [E] a bird, I'm brain dead, shout out [F#] to my plug _
[E] Uh-uh, you ain't putting [Bm] no money
_ _ [B] _ _ _ On [G#] _
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_ the worst day is Christmas, my [C#m] pocket so [F#] empty
_ [E] I can't even [C#] [B] afford free
_ [F#] [B] My brother's gone for Christmas because [C#m] he [F#] took a plea
[E] He'll be home [Bm] 25th, he got life
[B] All I really want for Christmas, [C#m] a big bouncing [F#] booty
_ [B] Look at my wish list, a [D#] big bouncing booty
[B] Girl, you've been blessed with a [F#] big bouncing booty
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