Chords for 13 The Musical - Bad Bad News

[C#m] _ [E] _ _ [A] _ What is a man when he gives up his soul [F#m] for a lick from a chick [A] who completely takes control?
[F#m] How does a man who can see behind his [Dm] head turn as blind as a bat [E] with no [A] [C] eyes?
[E] _ [A] What is a man when he turns on his friends?
[F#m] We've been tossed, now we're lost, [A] just a platter of burnt eggs.
[A] How [F#m] do we make our hero [B] wide [F#m] awake [B] so that [Dm] he can _ [E] realize
That [Am] girl is [F#m] bad, bad news, [Bm] bad [E] news.
[A] Nothing but tears, [C#] nothing but trouble, [D] nothing but [E] stress.
[A] Yes, she's bad [F#m]
news, [Bm] bad [E] news.
[F#m] Our buddy Brett is [B] gonna regret that he [D] ever said _ [E] [Bm] yes.
[F] The girl may be hot, but all that he's [D] got is [C#m] [C] bad [Bm] [A] news.
_ [F#] _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] What do you do [F] when your friend's life's at stake?
[F#m] Man, he's flipped, now he's whipped, [A] like cream on a cake.
[F#m] What can we say?
He won't talk, he won't play.
[B] How can one tongue [Dm] destroy a [E] whole team?
[B] That [A] girl is bad, [F#m] bad news, [Bm] bad news.
[E] Very bad news.
She's [A] like a snake.
She's [C#] like a cockroach.
She's [D] like a cow.
[C#m] While [Am] [A] she is bad [F#m]
news, [Bm] bad news.
True [E] as bad.
Fit, [F#m] abandoned, left in the sand, and who [D] are we [C#m] now?
[Bm] [F] He fell for a slut with a fabulous butt, [D] but [C#m] she's [Cm] bad, [Bm] bad [A] news.
[F#m] Perhaps there's a way we can [Bm] dispose of her.
[E] _ _ [A] _ [F#m] Maybe she can meet with an [Bm] accident.
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [A] [D] We have got to make clear that she's not welcome here.
The most horrible egg we can [C] find.
She [B] could go train a pig, look at you on her flesh.
I don't think they attack their own [C#] kind.
[Bm] We could torture her mother and chop up her dog.
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind.
[A] I could rip off her pocketbook, look, it's a [C#] start.
Drive a snake through her heart if she just had [F#m] a heart.
The longer [F#] it goes, the worse it'll get, [B] so [E] somebody's gotta tell Brett.
_ [C] _
_ Bad [A] news, bad, [F#m] bad news, [Bm] bad [E] news.
She's beautiful, but bad in [A] relation.
She took our cow, she took [C#] our leader, and left him [D] a strain.
[E] Hey, hey, [Dm] she's totally [A#] bad, [Gm] bad news, [Cm] bad, bad [F] news.
This isn't [Gm] a threat, you're not ruined [C] yet.
[D#] We'll show you the [F] way.
[A#] Throw her under the bus and come back to us.
[C] Even though she has excellent [F] shoes, she's bad, _ [G#m] bad, _ bad [A#] news.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ [B] _ [A#] _ _ _
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