Chords for 15 Thoughts Guitar Players Won't Say Out Loud

Really?
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[F#] I really don't need all these [E] guitars.
I should just [F#] practice more.
_ _ _ [C#] _ I need another guitar.
_ Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.
[F#] Just because a guitar is more [E] expensive doesn't make it [F#] better.
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Yeah, [Am] I'm going to go with this one. _
_ _ _ _ I [B] should not crank the gain to cover up [E] my mistakes.
I [F#] should just practice more.
_ [A#] _ [E] Needs more gain.
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_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ [Em] That's one of the coolest and most [E] difficult things I've ever [F#] seen.
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_ [B] _ _ Sweep picking is dumb.
No feel.
No emotion.
Stupid.
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_ That was terrible.
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Pretty good. _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I need to [E] change these strings.
They're so old.
[Gm] I can feel the rust on them.
_ _ [C#] _ _ I should [D] probably just buy a new guitar.
This thing never stays in tune. _ _
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_ _ [B] That kid is so [E] good. _
I wish I was [B] that good.
[F#] I don't think I'll ever be that good.
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_ [Gm] _ _ _ Stupid kid. _
[F] _ _ [D] Got a long way to go.
[G#] _
[Dm] And you can totally hear [D#] the lack of life experience.
[B] You don't have [Gm] any soul in those notes. _ _
Yeah.
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_ _ [E] I don't know why I use Jazz 3's.
What are these things made for?
[F#] Toddlers?
Give me something I can actually hold.
I [N] love Jazz 3's.
They make me play so fast.
They're shaped so cool too.
It's really cool. _
It definitely does_
_ _ _ _ I should [B] _ _ _ _ _ practice [E] right now.
_ _ I should watch YouTube [G#] videos right now.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ I'm super early to this video.
_ [E] I really don't want to comment another smoke on the water joke,
but [F#] I literally can't come up with anything original.
_ _ _ [B] 035, that's so funny.
_ That's really funny.
_ _ It's [A] a really funny joke.
Oh my god, I can't. _
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_ _ [G] _ I should really practice with a metronome.
I should use a backing track.
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_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Is the chief task in life [D#] simply to identify and separate [F#] matters
so that I can say [F#] clearly to myself
which are [E] externals not under my control
and which have to do with the choices [B] I actually control?
Where then do I look for [E] good and evil?
Do I look not to uncontrollable externals,
but [F#] within myself to the choices that are my own? _ _
[G#] Is it djent? _ _ _ _ _
_ I really want to know. _ _ _
Does it?
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[G#] Bass is [E] the foundational instrument in a band. _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [E] It adds structure to an otherwise thin and lifeless sound. _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ Hey Chad. _ _
[D#] Chad.
_ _ [B] _ _ What'd the bass player get on his IQ [G#m] test? _ _ _ _ _
_ Drool.
_ Man, Jimmy [E] Page is so cool.
Slash is so cool.
[F#] Angus Young is so cool.
I would absolutely love [E] to own a Gibson. _
According to opinions formed for me on the Internet
and without actually ever playing one,
Gibson guitars suck, their quality control is terrible,
and I'd never want one of those pieces of s***.
I wish I had a Lamborghini
so I could sell it and buy 700 guitars.
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Well, at least I have this t-shirt. _ _ _
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