Chords for 2 friends on the beach

_ _ [D] _ _ [F] Are we friends?
[G] Yes.
_ _ _ Hmm.
That's a very good picture.
[Bb] Yeah.
_ [Gb] I'm gonna buy it.
I think I'm gonna take [G] the friendship picture.
_ [D] _ _ [F] Thanks for coming with me.
[Gb] I always buy terrible pictures.
Unless [D] you're here, then I buy the good [Bb] ones.
Oh, that's sweet.
[Em] _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Eb] You know, one of the great things about that picture gallery place is they have air [C] conditioning,
but you can never actually feel the [B] air blowing.
I felt it.
[Gb] _ No, you didn't.
Yeah, no, I didn't.
I just wanted to see if you were actually invested in the conversation.
Ah!
Let's go out to dinner.
Is that what we had planned?
Yes, but I planned it again just to make [E] sure.
_ _ [Eb] _
This place is really good.
It's one of the top [Ab] rated places.
_ Should we go in the lobster section?
I can't handle [G] that right now.
Okay, let's just sit on [Bm] the roof.
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] So how's your family?
I have two families.
How's the better one?
Pretty good.
I have zero families.
How's that one?
It's okay.
I'm sorry to hear that.
_ _ Do you think I would look good with huge muscles?
Hey, are you guys friends?
_ [A] Maybe.
Okay.
Let me know if you want to go in the lobster section.
I just had some tables open up.
Yeah, [Gb] okay. Thanks.
_ _ _ _ [B] _ [G] How much was that picture I bought earlier?
You mean the price?
Yeah.
_ _ I think about $12 million.
[E] Really?
[Bb] I think that's what it said. _
Hmm.
_ _ Because you figure it's got two people in [C] it.
Oh, right.
[G] Six million for each person.
That's what I'm thinking.
[Db] _ _
Do you even have that much money?
I'll probably dig a hole somewhere and [B] find it there.
True.
_ Okay, so we have corn.
Ah, that's fantastic.
Thanks.
And I'll be back.
I'll bring you a bunch of forks.
Okay. Thanks.
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _
Just think about how many restaurants we could have gone to.
Yeah.
How many do you think we could have gone to?
Just one.
This is the only [Gb] one that still serves food.
Right, okay.
I understand that.
But think of this.
_ [A] How many restaurants are actually [Ab] a different restaurant?
[B] _ _ _ _
Like, let's say you're driving along, lo dee da dee doo, minding your own business, and
you're about to get to the restaurant, and then you're there, and bam!
It's a different restaurant. _
Yep.
Forever, it's been.
I understand.
Like, it changed, but like it already had changed a long time ago.
Right, right.
I get it.
Like a bait and switch. _
How often do you think that happens?
I think it happens constantly.
You think?
Best thing about the restaurant biz?
Just the fluidity.
Ah, there's the forks.
It's a 29-pack.
How many would you like?
I'll take all 29.
How many would you like?
Just one.
I'll maybe use the [Db] back of it.
That's fair.
_ _ _ [Bb] _
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[G] _ _ _ Hey folks, time for dessert?
No way!
Okay, thanks for keeping me informed.
[E] _ _ _ _ _
The world's not ending tomorrow, right?
[Db] No.
Nice.
What do you think we should do?
_ We could buy another painting.
That sounds lovely, except I don't like paintings.
Oh really?
What don't you like about [E] them?
They're not real.
Ah, that's true.
Maybe we should go to the beach.
Ah! _
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