Chords for 3 Scoops Of Aloha - He Ono

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This story talks about three local brothers. _ _
They've been sucking them all day.
_ They're tired. _
They're hungry.
_ _ And they're confused.
And they like to eat.
_ They end up at this place called a Beacon Restaurant.
_ _ There's this new waitress over there from the mainland.
_ _ _ _ Check it out.
See what's going to happen.
_ _ _ Hey, waitress.
Waitress.
Waitress.
Waitress.
Oh, there she is. She's coming.
_ Good evening, gentlemen.
Are you ready to order?
Yeah, yeah.
We're ready for it.
Okay, whose order shall I take first?
I'm going to take my owner first.
Wait a minute.
You get one horse.
Hello.
This is Robin, you know.
_ All right, I'll get him.
I'll get him.
_ _ _ Go, Robin. _ _
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[G] _ _ I beg your pardon.
_ I don't understand a word you said.
Oh, my!
Could you _ _ _ _ _ tell us when you're?
Oh, _ _ _ we got to slow it down, baby.
Go, take all that.
I'll be playing. _
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_ [D] Excuse _ _ _ _ [G] _
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_ [G] _ _ _ me, what did you say?
I couldn't understand a word.
_ _ Did someone speak in English?
When Hawaiian winters?
Yeah, where do you stay tonight?
How did you guys go to stay here all day?
I told you we should have went to Capul Hulu, Rainbow Stripe Inn.
That's alright, man.
Order, order.
_ _ Give him your order.
You think you're going to give him my order?
Hopefully.
Shoot, you get the order.
Order right side of this menu. _ _
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Pull up your pants, though.
Take my order, okay?
Ready?
Shoot.
_ Shoot, make a piece to have on your neck.
[C] Salad trees, kumsalo on a hamburger bun.
[G] Hot dog, kimchi, chile pepper water.
Akule, aku, mahi-mahi sandwich.
[C] Top it all off with the kikuman shoyu.
[G] He on the [D] toki-toki, tori-tori, [G] temple money yard.
_ [D] Manapua, manapua, baby, oh, hapule.
[G] I hear you know.
One side order, [D] please.
Manapua, manapua, [Am] baby, oh, hapule.
[G] I hear you know. _ _ _
Well, as you can see, the waitress is getting her time with the product.
_ Well, I don't know what's going to happen.
But meanwhile, one of the brothers is sleeping on the table.
Wake up, Kimo.
I'll try to wake him up, see what's going to happen.
Kimo, Kimo.
Wake up.
Wake up.
I'll take your order.
The waitress said take your order.
Oh, okay, bro.
Maybe you can talk better than us.
Okay, Kimo.
Why is that stuck on your mouth?
_ Kimo, not on me.
Oh, sorry, brother.
Sorry.
That's why I don't like coming to you guys, bro.
Sorry, I said.
_ _ _ _ I want my mouth.
Oh, okay, you get on.
Play it on. _ _ _
Shumika, suvi, salan, and extra ham.
I [C] love a scuba tree on a burger bun, ham.
[G] Kim, dog, hot cheese, water, pepper, chili.
Kulia, aku, sand, maimai.
I'm jumping off with the soya monkey, goo.
And I told [D] me, told me, told [G] me, told me, told me, told me,
One more side order, please.
[D] Manapua, manapua, baby, oh, hapule.
[G] I hear you know.
Side order.
_ [D] Manapua, manapua, baby, oh, hapule.
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_ _ _ On the menu.
Oh, no.
And please be serious. _ _ _
Let's go across the street to _ McDonald's.
Hey, you know what?
Go order some chop suey.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, get them right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
You hungry for that?
Sure.
We'll go order chop suey.
You want to go order chop suey, okay?
All right.
_ _ _ _ Shumika, suvi, salan, and extra ham.
I [Em] love a scuba tree on a burger bun, ham.
[G] Kim, dog, hot cheese, water, pepper, chili.
Kulia, aku, sand, maimai.
I'm jumping off with the _ soya monkey, goo.
And I told me, told me, told me, told me, told me,
_ _ _ [D] Aku!
Manapua, manapua, fefe, au.
Ha, [G] boy.
_ Say it all over.
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Manapua, manapua, _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[Dm] fefe, au.
Heonoa, _ heonoa, [D] heonoa, heonoa.
That's it.
I quit.
Oh, no.
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