The Gas Face Chords by 3Rd Bass

_ _ Hello!
Welcome to Shinbone Alley, and I'm your host, [E] Professor Charlie Chapman!
No, not Tracy Chapman!
I'm sick and tired of [N] that stuff!
Today's lecture deals with the gas face, a term commonly used in the world of physics referring to
the nucleofactor, centripetal force, lifetime, the deception, and if the lies and the deception get too large,
give them the gas face!
Yay!
[A] _ _
[D] Hey [A] yo, man, my label mate Don Newkirk, man.
[D] Step to him.
[A] _
Thanks, [D] Search!
[A] And now, for [D] the [A] Prime Minister!
_ [D] [A] Sinister!
_ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] [A] Nice!
That's nice.
[D] Give him the croupie!
[F#m] Gas test is made fictionally.
Third Vessel Express, KMD.
Three blind lights on site.
Sep Lover gave it the [A] first light.
Grin shows a [D] trick up her sleeve.
[A] What a tingle, [D] when they [A] weave.
Deceive is super.
[D] My proof [A] fable.
Say, let's make it [D] feel like a [N] dinner table.
Uh, Mr.
Weasel?
Oh, come in and sit down!
So nice of you to come here and dress for the meeting, too.
I like the hat.
It's a very nice touch.
Put your on, Swamp.
Put your ragged on, Wag.
Trust me!
No, I'm not peeping, I'm not fussing, I'm not [C] fucking!
I can make you [Gm] dead and [A] dope, Mac Daddy!
[D] Slam it!
[A] I'll make you big, big, big, [D] big, big, big, big!
One [A] big, great, one of you.
And just [D] ignore part [A] number one, part number two,
part number three, [D] part number [N] four.
Ignore it all and just go right to dying it!
Just go right to dying it!
And you know, with the money you make, [B] you can always buy new hats.
_ Sign your life on an X, your exit X-O.
But what you really get, a box of Newports and Puma [A] sweat.
Text E's and rounds [D] upon E [A]-Miss to give a gas-faced drink [D] from a [A] Hermes.
So Bronx, good at you [D] with a [C#] clipper.
Gas-faced skivvy, [A] I beg to differ.
Pete, that [D] was real deft, [A] man, but I gotta get serious now.
Hey, [D] yo, Don, [A] step to him again.
_ [D] Everybody, [A]
MC [D] Search!
Black had us bad [G] luck.
Bad guys went [G#] black.
Must have been a white guy who started all that.
Fake the [F#m] gas face.
But old little white [B] lies.
My exclusion to the mountain is blue [A] eyes dip on my face.
And [D] shake my [A] skullcap, dismiss the myth.
That [D] evil is not [A] black, but opposite spectrum.
This is done [D] by a red [A] man with orbs on his head.
Lay down the ill man got all his helpers.
Said, make it [G#] snappy.
Tell all the people that their hair [F#m] can't be nappy.
Blind and blue eyes, a dark-skinned half-a-G, [B] a disease created by [A] leprosy.
Don't speak of bleach, bend [D] them to right.
[A] Say it was night, wait [D] before the [A] light.
Put aside spooks, search [D] leads, a [B] trace of setup.
Correct with the effect [A] of the gas face.
This jig is [D] the [A] gas face, man.
Next up, [D] Don.
[A] Our special appearance by [D] [A] KMD's Sev Love [D] X.
[A] A gas face can either be a smile or a smirk.
When a pair's a monkey, root to root, when clockwork.
[F#] Kermit is good to the rhythm, I go.
[B] Don't tempt me, you're empty.
To fill her up is I'm talking, call me a co-ho.
It's your logo, pass a credit for a letter.
That's a no-go.
KMD, the third nation states in the hole.
I mean, hole.
So make the gas face.
[A] Damn, it looks good.
[D] Chill.
[A] You look like you're hopeful to go [D] from your throne.
[A] But still, welcome to the new fan club.
[D] Let's go [A] to our past and fate.
Back in to [D] Eddie Decker for my label, Reason Good.
Street might have a patent, no pay any card.
I know that is what my aunt.
Never a magician, if I have a trick. _
Another gas face [A] victim.
There it is, yo, fellas, man.
Why [D] don't you step to [A] the mic, man?
That's all I get to for Eddie [D] Decker.
[A]
Hey, yo, good looking [D] out, Don, [A] man.
Peace.
1G.
Yo, [D] who gets the [A] gas face?
_ _ [D] [A] Look.
_ _ [D] [A] Tony Dick gets the [D] gas face.
[A] No gas face for Puff [D] 123.
No gas face for Professor Prince.
Woo-hoo!
But Artie gets the gas face.
No [B] gas face for D-Day Sub Rock.
[A] No gas face for KMD.
[D] Hammer, [A] shut the gas [D] [F#m] face up!
_ _ [D] _ [A] _ What do we think [D] about Hammer?
[N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ JYP.
Get your coffee [B] does not get the gas face.
_ [A]
But P.W. Fulter [D] gets the gas [A] face. _ _
[D] _ [A] Get the gas face, get the gas face, get the gas [D] [B] face.
Close that.
_ LK-Wolf gets the gas face. _
_ _ Yo, stop dissing Don C on records, y [F#m]'all.
_ _ Elroy.
_ Elroy.
Elroy Cohen gets the gas [A] face.
This is the drop.
_ [D] _ [A] _
That's [A#] all. _ _ _
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