Chords for 3TEETH - BUS INVADERS Ep. 1294

[N] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome to our floating refugee camp.
What's up guys, I'm Lex from Three Teeth.
[Cm] We're on tour with our buddies [C] Horror
on the Lights Out North America tour.
This is our humble abode,
_ _ known as a floating locker room or a refugee camp.
_ It's not glamorous, but [Cm] it gets us from point A to point B without dying.
[Gb] This is where Dennis [C] resides, our [Db] lovely bus driver who's sleeping all day
because he drives [A] all night.
_ Dennis is [C] a _ 27-year Navy vet [A] who [C] is absolutely pro at what he does.
[Cm] This is actually our second bus of this tour
because the first bus lost a wheel in between [C] _ _
[Bb] _ San Diego and Arizona,
cracked [C] an axle, it was a disaster.
No one was hurt, thankfully, but this is bus number two.
We occasionally watch [Bb] some cooking channel to inspire our culinary delights on the bus.
Chase oftentimes makes what's called a baby diaper
[C] where he takes a [Bb] fajita and smothers it in peanut [C] butter,
and that is his nightly meal.
_ We have a chopped bus edition where the worst meal,
basically, you get left in that city, so you've got to get good at cooking.
We usually keep waters down [Cm] here.
It's a pretty hot commodity, as you see.
Weapons are [C] dry.
We're going to stay right here for now.
But it gets a little Mad Max-ish towards the end of the tour
where we're all fighting over water
and there's some sort of [Ab] a Morton Joe sort [C] of hiding all the water in his bunk bed.
We have to raid.
My bunk looks like a [Ab] recycling facility.
At the [C] base of it, which is lots of empty bottles of water.
Nice.
This is our illustrious trash, which is [Gb] surprisingly empty.
[Ab] _ What do we keep in here?
[C] We have a nitrous tank for _ _ making whipped cream.
[Gb] Never for doing drugs.
[C] Drugs are bad kids.
We don't want to do that.
We have maple syrup that we smuggled in from Canada.
A lot of maple syrup on anything. _ _
Calories up.
This is our freezer. _
_ _ _ Empty bottle [Cm] of Tito's. _
[C] Most of it is probably in the green room right now.
This is our condiment [Ab] case for whatever reason.
It seems [C] like we only ever have condiments.
[Ab] I don't know who's putting this rider together, but there's also [C] apples on here,
so maybe my grandmother's been riding our hospitality rider.
She always wants me eating [Db] apples.
I just [C] do a lot of cold brew coffee.
I try not to eat too much on tour, [Ab] _ _ [C] unless of course there's catering sometimes.
We have a day sheet that our tour manager, Rob [Ab] Swenson, not to be confused [E] with Ron Swanson,
[C] _
[F] takes care of every day.
He's also doing our sound right now.
He keeps us [C] alive and he keeps us sounding good.
Very important guy.
[Cm] This is our _ _ [F] bathroom.
_ [C] _
As you know on tour buses, roll number one of the tour bus, no shitting on the bus.
Roll number two of the tour bus, [B] no shitting on the bus.
Roll number three of the tour [F] bus, no shitting on the bus.
We [Cm] usually keep this as [Ab] sort of captain's quarters for Rob to do [C] his thing as a tour [A] manager.
The rest of us, we're usually [Bb] somewhere either laid out.
[A] There's [Ab] Nick, who's been on the tour for a couple days with us.
He's [C] shooting for Revolver Magazine, so he's got to witness some of the insanity as well.
We gave him our last bunk, which was our junk bunk, which was this one.
We kept all our shit up [Db] there.
We cleared it out and made some room for a new [F] guy.
We're always up for bringing new guys.
Then we brought a horrid [C] manager on, so I think there was 13 people on this bus last night.
That's not easy.
_ _ Luckily, we all get along very well.
At the end of the night, when the drinks are flowing and the smoke is [Bb] smoking,
everyone [Fm] seems to get along [Gb] quite well.
It's [C] very, very rare.
We're into the bunks _ for [Db] the galley of [Cm] smells.
You've got to [C] keep the AC pumping in here.
If it doesn't, things might start to rot, putrefy.
We don't want that.
One of our best [Cm] combats for smells is [C] the marijuana plant, which has many uses,
one of which is it smells great.
We don't smoke weed to get high.
Getting high is terrible.
We smoke weed because it smells nice.
Remember that, kids.
We smoke weed because it smells good.
_ _ _ [A] _
[C] I like sleeping in a bottom bunk because _ I don't want to fall out of a top bunk,
_ [Ab] and I like to [C] feel like a dead pharaoh at night. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Also, never sleep with your head first [Bb] on the bus.
It's a big [Cm] rule.
Because if the bus crashes, you break your neck and die.
That is bad.
_ _ _ [C] This leads [Cm] us to the—let me get some lights in here for you. _ _
[C] These are the resistance, the state room.
This is where all the orgies happen.
By orgies, I mean Mario Kart video game orgies, kids.
Have safe sex.
Don't have sex with strangers.
_ [Cm] You need to occasionally play video games.
Video games are good.
_ We play a lot of Mario Kart.
I'm a score player.
I got a Nintendo Switch _ from Adam Jones from Tool as a gift.
Here's my name drop for the episode.
[C] _ And it's turned [Ab] out to be a lovely gift that [Cm] keeps you sweaty.
_ _ Brandon, the drummer for [C] Horror, is an absolute ringer.
It's almost actually unfun to play against him.
Also, he's sober all the time, which I do believe creates some sort of handicap.
The [Gb] rest of us can be all at the [C] drink except for Brandon.
He seems to have _ completely wired, never loses a match.
Start is not good fun.
You're banned from playing. _
All these cabinets are probably filled with either dirty clothes _ _ _ _ or _ fan _ _ _ art, apparently.
This is where we hide all this fan art that we get.
This drawer _ is quite nice. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ This is my locker. _ _ _
_ Some sort of sweaty leather goods in there. _
_ _ And snacks stuffed under here.
_ Because when you're really stoned, snacks and a dirty sneaker.
They go great together.
This is the Lights Out North America tour with Three Teeth and Horror.
We put together [Cm] a seven inch with [C] two songs with [A] them and we play them [Bb] nightly.
Not a lot of bands who [C] tour together or make music together.
That's pretty cool, so you've got to check out that.
_ Also, we both have albums out.
Horror, I think there's United States of Horror, is [Ab] our [C] shutdown.exe. _
And we've got a show to get ready, so you've got to get out of here. _
Take care.
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