Chords for 4% Pantomime

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_ _ _ _ [Em] _ The management [G] said they were sorry [Em] for the _
[D] incontinence you were suffering.
_ [Em] _ _ Mr.
Booking Agent, [Bm] please [Em] have mercy.
_ Don't book the [Bm] dogs so far apart.
[G] _ We went up to Griffith Park _ [C] _ _
with a fifth of [D] Johnny Walker in.
[G] _ _
We smashed into a rock and [C] well, while the old couple [Am] looked on into the [Em] dark.
[Dm] Oh, _ [C] Richard, [Bm] _ _ [Em] _ _
[B] tell me [Em] if it's poker.
[Bm] _ _ [Em] _
[B] Oh, _ [C] Richard, [Bm] _ _ [Em] tell me who's got [G] the Joker?
Is it poker?
[Am]
This is wild, [Em] I [G] can only try.
_ [C] I'll [G] see what you've got, [C] I'm watching in my pot.
[Am] _ You pay [Em] the tips, _ I'll [G] collect the chips.
_ [Em] It's a full [G] house tonight, [C] everybody [G] in town is a loser.
_ _ [D] Yeah, you bet. _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _
Dealers been [Bm] dealing with bad [G] hands.
From [Em] the bottom of the deck, [D] we thought this had to bust.
[Em] And I don't know whether to call a [Bm] check, but right now I feel [Em] like I got a [D] royal flush.
And [G] my lady didn't show [Dm] from Frisco, _ [C] but we had to go out with a [D] show.
Everybody got [G] stoned, I was a guest, I was a [Dm] smash.
_ Everybody got [C] them wet, _ jet.
[D] _ Oh, _ [Em] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [C] Bethlehem [Bm] cowboy, _ [Em] _ lay your cards on [Bm] the green.
_ [Em] _ _ [B]
Oh, [Em] Bethlehem [G] cowboy, _ [Em] _ can you call a [G] speeder's speed?
_ _ [Em] _ [B] Oh, _ [G] Richard, [Bm] _ _ [Em] tell me, [G] tell me, how [C] long has this [Bm] game been going on?
[Em] _ _ [B] _
[Em] I can't [Bm] understand.
_ [E] _ Who the fool is to [G] hold the Joker?
Is it poker?
[Em] _ [B] Oh, [G] _ Bethlehem cowboy, _ [Em] _ [Dm] lay your [C] cards down on the [Bm] [Em] table.
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_ [A] Oh, [Bm] Bethlehem cowboy, [Em] _ do you [G] think you're able?
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[G] We got him!
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