Chords for 5 Annoying Things People with Perfect Pitch Do

Here you go.
_ Premium oolong tea.
[C] Oh, thank you.
Cheers. _ _
Mmm.
[Gb] That's an F.
_ Do you know [Eb] that?
_ _ _ Do you know?
It's an F.
_ _ _ [F] Go.
_ _ [G]
AHH!
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] B. _
Mmm.
_ [G] _ B. _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ F.
[G] Well, the first one was an F.
Second one was [D] a B. _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ You know what that is?
_ [Bb] _ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ _
[G] It's a B.
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
That's an E flat.
Well, _ [Abm]
guess what pitch this [G] is.
AHH! _
It's a G.
_ G!
G!
[Db]
G!
[N] _ _ Actually, it's an F sharp.
_ _ [Cm] _ G!
G!
[F] _
What's this piece again?
It sounds so familiar. _
[C] It's clearly Beethoven style.
_ [F] And the key [E] is clearly F major.
We all [N] can tell it's F major, right?
So if it's F major, it's a symphony of Beethoven.
It's clearly symphony number 6.
_ [E] Logic. Logic. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] No!
_ [A] _ _ _
I think you should learn this piece.
Yeah, okay.
_ [D] _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] Let me try. _ _
_ _ _ _ The first note's an A.
[D] Okay.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Dm] D.
_ Isn't that obvious?
Can't you hear?
Yeah, yeah. Try. _
G!
Oh my god.
G sharp? _
G natural!
_ _ [A] Can't you hear [Dm] anything?
_ _ More like, can't you hear you sound like someone [E] with no friends? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] So recently I read that the number one cause of heart [D] attacks
is not diet or [G] smoking,
but in fact, it's genetics.
[D] _
Whoa.
_ You know, [G] speaking of genetics,
do you think perfect pitch [N] is genetic,
or can it be trained?
_ Because for as long as I can remember,
I think I've had perfect pitch.
But I also vaguely remember training it,
so I don't know, am I just born with it? _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ What's wrong?
Is [Gbm] everything okay?
Like, my girlfriend broke up [Ab] with me.
_ My boyfriend [A] broke up with me.
_ _ _ [D] And my friend was in [Bm] a car crash.
I was [Ab] too much.
_ _ [B] _ _
_ _ Yes, but_
Do they have perfect [N] pitch? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ They don't.
It doesn't matter. _
_ _ _ Hey, let's play a game. _
[Eb] It's called Guess What Note This Is.
_ _ [C] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
_ G.
_ Nah, it's an E flat.
It's a [Gb] good try.
_ I'll show you again soon, one day.
_ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _