Chords for 8 Miles A Gallon by Scott Miller

[E] I hope lots [B] of them.
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_ _ The old bull, he was old and I gave him every chance I could.
Played with Barry [D] White and _ had mixers.
I [G] did everything I could for that [E] cow. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Anyway, switching gears here totally.
This is [Em] a song called Eight Cows a Gallon.
Here we go.
_ _ [Bm] Well [Em] _ _ _ _
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the Ford 460 gets a ninja pretty mean
Shippin' out boats [A] and pissin' gasoline
[Em] Seven and a quarter tons of pure [Bm] mule
Pile down the road [Em] at eight miles a gallon _ _
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_ Well you hear the hammer lean and messy
He's [A] a two [E]-floor and you see him eatin' crack
_ [A] [Em] Stopped pouring hard to hear the 20
When they [A] hit him down the [Em] paddle
Pile down the road at eight miles a gallon
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_ _ [A] _ [E] Boys all the poor dips need fightin'
Foreign need democracy and gasoline
A bottle of rock and roll and a brain
Every day that you can make it through the paddles
So I don't feel so guilty about eight miles a gallon
_ _ So I'm a fan of big [A] engines
Make it run on [Em] bullshit
Put it on the highway
Buddy you could never [E] quit
Fan of big [A] engines
Make it run on bullshit
[E] Put it on the [Em] train track
Buddy you could never quit
Fan of big [A] engines
Make it run on [E] bullshit
Put it on the [A] chassis
Buddy you could never [E] quit
Fan of big engines
[A] Make it [Em] run on bullshit
Put it on the highway
[A] Buddy you could [Em] never quit
The Arden group, the House of Sod
They all been eatin' [A] shovels
Said they could have a job
[E] I'm an even happier
In [A] the shed than [D] going [Em] rally
Pile down the road at eight miles a gallon _
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_ [A] _ _ _ One of the many songs I wrote for Sugar Hill
And I don't know why they couldn't get me on the radio
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