Chords for 99 Words for Boobs - Robert Lund

_ _ _ _ _ Jugs and [F#m] orbs and darts and gourds
[A] Elmer [B] Fudd's and bouncing Buddhas
[E] Sweater stretchers, [F#m] lung [A] protectors
Beach umbrellas, [E] frost detectors
[E] Scooby [F#m] snacks and snake eyes dice
[A] Jello molds and [E] high beam lights
Every day I probably [F#m] use
Ninety [A]-nine [E] words for boobs
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_ [E] Humpty [F#] dumplings, hardy [A] boys
Double [B] lattes, Ode to [E] Joyce
Hooters, [F#] shooters, physics [A] tutors
Boxy twins [B] and vault [E] commuters
Double [F#m] _ [A] WMDs, [F#] MREs and [E] PFDs
Snow White [F#m] dwarfs, Picassos [A] cubes
Ninety [B]-nine words for [E] boobs
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_ [E] Gerbers, [F#] servers, holy [Am] grails
Whoopie [B] cushions, humpback [E] whales
Flying [F#] saucers, traffic [A] stoppers
Super big [B] gulps, double [E] whoppers
Pillows, [F#m] billows, [A] donbellillos
Soft surf [E] cones and armadillos
Pimped out [F#m] hubcaps, inner [A] tubes
Ninety [B]-nine words for [E] boobs _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] Midget earmuffs, warming [A] globes
Strobes and [E] probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, [F#m] honkers, knicker [A] bonkers
Smurfs and screaming [E] yellow zonkers
Panning [F#m] cannons, Mr.
[A] Bigs
Big bad [E] wolves and porky pigs
Jogging [F#m] partners, sailing [A] noobs
Ninety [B]-nine words for [E] boobs _ _
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ Two-point jumpers, [F#m] Bambi's thumpers
[A] Rubber baby, [E] buggy bumpers _
[F#] Rutabagas, [F#m] Chi Omega's
[A] Swag the showgirls [E] show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling [F#m] pins
[A] Fast pitch softballs, Siamese [E] twins
Your claims I'm breast [F#m]-obsessed are true
[A] We're quite a pair, cause [E] I'm a boob Too
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