Chords for A Boy From India Wrote This For His Girlfriend

I got an email from a kid from India.
I believe his name is Akshay Ranganathan.
I don't know what
that symbol is in the middle, but the subject of the email is song from my love and there's two
little like hearts around it.
All right, so I'm going to read you this email.
Hi Mac Lethal,
smiley face, smiley face.
Please do not be angry at letter I write you.
English is shit due to
I'm one boy from India.
Hello, my name is Akshay.
I'm in love with my love.
Her name is of beauty.
I believe that's beauty.
Her name is of beauty.
Her name is Noor.
Noor.
Noor.
She like one boy
named Dev.
He is fucker.
He got really angry right there.
She like one boy named Dev.
He is fucker.
She must be mine.
You help me and sing my song so I can have her heart.
I love talk to her on camera
at night, but Dev also talked to her on camera.
Sing Mac Lethal.
You are my only hope.
Now here's
the thing.
I wrote him back and said, I'm not sure if these lyrics translate well.
Do you want me to
help you rewrite them?
Anything?
He didn't respond.
Hopefully he's not crying in a corner somewhere
deeply depressed about losing his girl to Dev.
So what I decided to do is I'm just going to
rap these [Abm] lyrics as he wrote them.
So that's what we're going to do today.
_ Oh yeah.
[Db] This is dedicated
to Noor from [Gb] Akshay.
Here we go, baby.
[Ebm] Yeah.
[B] Hey, hey, [Abm] uh, hey yo.
I write song.
I love you like one apple.
[Db] This song is dedication.
[Abm] I am smile.
You are my puppy.
[Gb] I want to put my love on you.
You have
[Db] sexiest body.
[Ebm] You eat many meals a day.
I congratulate you.
[Abm] Yo, you love Dev, but he is very angry boy.
[Db] I wish to hold you tight [Abm] and pleasure you in my house.
[Gb] I will [Db] be your shepherd.
[Gb] I will keep you
in my house.
[Ebm] When you talk to Dev, I [B] cried a mother for [Abm] many nights.
God smiles down on you and me.
I will be your [Db] husband.
We will get married.
[Abm] That day will be one [Gb] happy day.
We must not divorce.
This day will make me [Eb] sad.
I write this poem.
[B] I am thoughtful.
Dev is not [Abm] thoughtful.
Aw, you are sad.
Cry on one [Db] shoulder.
I will bring you [Abm] dinner.
It will have benefits.
[Gb] We will make the love and have
many childs, but you [Eb] must learn.
I am [B] boss.
I am [Abm] teacher of our child.
See, I write song.
I like you
like one [Db] apple.
This song is [Abm] dedication.
I am smile.
You are my [Gb] puppy.
I want to put my love on you.
You [Db] have sexiest [Ebm] body.
You eat many meals a day and I congratulate [Abm] you.
Yo, I write song.
I love you
like one [Db] apple.
This song is [Abm] dedication.
I am smile.
You are my [Gb] puppy.
I want to put my love on you.
You have sexiest [Ebm] body.
You eat many meals a day.
I congratulate you.
Dev, you're a bitch. _ _ _
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