Chords for A.C.T. - The Funniest Man Alive

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Found him lying down [Db] in a corner.
_ [Ab]
They woke him up and held him to the chest.
_ [Fm] _
Nobody [Db] bothered, he was [Ab] part of the [Bbm] team.
_ He got the war in a cow as [Ab] on stage.
He fell in love with some fellow Christian.
_ _ [Eb]
Got up and started [Ab] doing his thing.
_ [Fm]
Children were laughing, [Db] the [Ab] ringmaster [Bbm] rubbing his hands.
Regardless of state, he still [Abm] was funny and mad _ [Gb] alive.
_ [Ab] _
Genius [Dbm] lunatic, he started [Gb] at [Abm] the top.
He is now a [Gb] one _ [Abm]
when he's not [Db] around.
_ [Eb] _ _ [Ab]
He dropped his girly wig [Db] on the grass.
_ _ [Eb]
He leaned against the fence [Ab] and threw up.
_ [Fm] His feeling was heavy [Db] and [Cm] mentally he [Bbm] rocked them.
[Fm] Another day he had to serve girls by [Ab] bed.
He heard how they began to approach him.
[Eb] He turned around and [Ab] straightened his back.
[Fm] He gave them his famous [Db] infectious [Ab] trademark [Bbm] _
smile.
A bit [E] of underwear, stuff, make [Abm] up, body of water, all night.
[Gb] _ _ [Abm] _
_ Genius [Dbm] lunatic, [Ebm] he _ [Abm]
started at the top.
He is now a one [Gb] _ [Abm] when he's not [Db] around.
_ [Eb] _ _ [E] _
Hey, my [Abm] little friend, [Gb] he greeted [B] a chip up [E] and fly.
He [Dbm] stepped back [Gb] and said to his [E] mom,
Mom, I [Abm] think there's something [Gb] wrong with [B] him now.
Yes, [E] there is, he held [Dbm] his toes and [Gb] he fell to [E] the ground.
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_ down on the grass, he [Db] was tired. _
[C] His bottle had been scratched in [Fm] the fall.
[Cm] _
_ [Db] _ But that [Bbm] was not why he was crying.
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[Abm] He _ [Ab] is now a _ _ [Gb] _
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_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ one [Gb] _
[Abm] when he's not [Dbm] around.
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