Chords for A Make Up Demonstration - Victoria Wood
Tempo:
127.2 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Welcome to the world of Sasha Roll.
This is Madeline speaking.
By the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
Wendy and myself are just about to give a demonstration of Sasha Roll's
new autumn range of cosmetics and skincare preparations.
So if any lady would care to step up to the Sasha Roll counter, that's right,
by the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
Wendy will be very happy to give that lady a free makeup.
And I must stress that it is free, totally free of charge, which so ever.
Of course any lady or gentleman wishing to purchase from the new Sasha Roll range,
we have a special offer on special offer.
A free gift coming to you free with any purchase worth £36 or more.
Free gift comprising of suede effect pochette,
packed to the drawstring with handy size odd moments,
total in mouth blot, eye wipe and shimmer in cleavage and hand sign.
So don't be bashful ladies, all the Sasha Roll sales assistants are fully qualified in all
aspects of makeup and beauty therapy.
On the top of which Wendy comes to us with a diploma from the Geneva School of Sterilized Blackhead Popping.
[Ab] [N] So if any lady is requiring a special look, perhaps an evening out,
just for the sheer heck of it, then immerse yourselves in Wendy's capable hands
and experience the true magic that is Sasha Roll.
News from Sasha Roll is that colour wise anything goes this season.
Maroon is back with the right vengeance, eyes are popping out while lips are receding.
Powder shadows this season come in all shades of the speculum.
In
[G] [N] the world here ladies, we're just waiting for that one volunteer face to get that ball rolling.
So call yourselves please over to the Sasha Roll counter,
where Wendy has been pouncing to get her mitts around somebody's chop since gone four.
Is it Wendy that's putting you off?
I must admit it's not the most hygienic boiler suit you've ever seen.
But she is doing an extra shift at the abattoir.
I will admit Wendy does not have the Sasha Roll beauty therapist diploma as of yet,
but she does come hot foot to us with her city and gills in panel beating, bricklaying and cement work.
I must also stress by the way that it is medically almost unheard of.
For Wendy's eczema and Wendy's ringworm,
both flare up at one and the same time in this way.
So this is Madeline asking for the last time for one frigging volunteer.
Can you drag your bums up please?
The magical pigging world of Sasha Roll, where Wendy is slavering
the dredge of your true inner beauty by smearing your gog with overpriced bits of grease.
Nobody?
All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but if nobody's going to come forward, I've no alternative.
Wendy?
Take your muzzle off.
Fish!
This is Madeline speaking.
By the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
Wendy and myself are just about to give a demonstration of Sasha Roll's
new autumn range of cosmetics and skincare preparations.
So if any lady would care to step up to the Sasha Roll counter, that's right,
by the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
Wendy will be very happy to give that lady a free makeup.
And I must stress that it is free, totally free of charge, which so ever.
Of course any lady or gentleman wishing to purchase from the new Sasha Roll range,
we have a special offer on special offer.
A free gift coming to you free with any purchase worth £36 or more.
Free gift comprising of suede effect pochette,
packed to the drawstring with handy size odd moments,
total in mouth blot, eye wipe and shimmer in cleavage and hand sign.
So don't be bashful ladies, all the Sasha Roll sales assistants are fully qualified in all
aspects of makeup and beauty therapy.
On the top of which Wendy comes to us with a diploma from the Geneva School of Sterilized Blackhead Popping.
[Ab] [N] So if any lady is requiring a special look, perhaps an evening out,
just for the sheer heck of it, then immerse yourselves in Wendy's capable hands
and experience the true magic that is Sasha Roll.
News from Sasha Roll is that colour wise anything goes this season.
Maroon is back with the right vengeance, eyes are popping out while lips are receding.
Powder shadows this season come in all shades of the speculum.
In
[G] [N] the world here ladies, we're just waiting for that one volunteer face to get that ball rolling.
So call yourselves please over to the Sasha Roll counter,
where Wendy has been pouncing to get her mitts around somebody's chop since gone four.
Is it Wendy that's putting you off?
I must admit it's not the most hygienic boiler suit you've ever seen.
But she is doing an extra shift at the abattoir.
I will admit Wendy does not have the Sasha Roll beauty therapist diploma as of yet,
but she does come hot foot to us with her city and gills in panel beating, bricklaying and cement work.
I must also stress by the way that it is medically almost unheard of.
For Wendy's eczema and Wendy's ringworm,
both flare up at one and the same time in this way.
So this is Madeline asking for the last time for one frigging volunteer.
Can you drag your bums up please?
The magical pigging world of Sasha Roll, where Wendy is slavering
the dredge of your true inner beauty by smearing your gog with overpriced bits of grease.
Nobody?
All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but if nobody's going to come forward, I've no alternative.
Wendy?
Take your muzzle off.
Fish!
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_ _ Welcome to the world of Sasha Roll. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is Madeline speaking. _ _ _ _
_ _ By the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
_ _ Wendy and myself are just about to give a demonstration of Sasha Roll's
new autumn range of cosmetics and skincare preparations.
_ _ _ So if any lady would care to step up to the Sasha Roll counter, that's right,
by the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
Wendy will be very happy to give that lady a free makeup.
And I must stress that it is free, totally free of charge, which so ever. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Of course any lady or gentleman wishing to purchase from the new Sasha Roll range,
we have a special offer on special offer.
_ A free gift coming to you free with any purchase worth £36 or more.
_ Free gift comprising of suede effect pochette,
_ _ packed to the drawstring with handy size odd moments,
_ total in mouth blot, eye wipe and shimmer in cleavage and hand sign. _ _
_ _ _ So don't be bashful ladies, all the Sasha Roll sales assistants are fully qualified in all
aspects of makeup and beauty therapy.
On the top of which Wendy comes to us with a diploma from the Geneva School of Sterilized Blackhead Popping. _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [N] _ So if any lady is requiring a special look, perhaps an evening out, _
_ just for the sheer heck of it, then immerse yourselves in Wendy's capable hands
and experience the true magic that is Sasha Roll. _ _ _ _ _ _
News from Sasha Roll is that colour wise anything goes this season.
Maroon is back with the right vengeance, eyes are popping out while lips are receding.
_ _ _ Powder _ shadows this season come in all shades of the speculum.
_ In
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [N] the world here ladies, we're just waiting for that one volunteer face to get that ball rolling.
So call yourselves please over to the Sasha Roll counter,
where Wendy has been pouncing to get her mitts around somebody's chop since gone four. _
_ _ _ Is it Wendy that's putting you off?
I must admit it's not the most hygienic boiler suit you've ever seen. _ _
But she is doing an extra shift at the abattoir. _
I will admit Wendy does not have the Sasha Roll beauty therapist diploma as of yet,
but she does come hot foot to us with her city and gills in panel beating, bricklaying and cement work.
I must also stress by the way that it is medically almost unheard of.
For Wendy's eczema _ _ and _ Wendy's ringworm,
_ _ both flare up at one and the same time in this way.
So this is Madeline asking for the last time for one frigging volunteer.
_ _ _ _ Can you drag your bums up please?
The magical pigging world of Sasha Roll, where Wendy is slavering
the dredge of your true inner beauty by smearing your gog with overpriced bits of grease. _
_ _ Nobody?
_ All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but if nobody's going to come forward, I've no alternative.
Wendy?
Take your muzzle off.
_ _ _ _ Fish!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is Madeline speaking. _ _ _ _
_ _ By the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
_ _ Wendy and myself are just about to give a demonstration of Sasha Roll's
new autumn range of cosmetics and skincare preparations.
_ _ _ So if any lady would care to step up to the Sasha Roll counter, that's right,
by the escalators between the health bar and the toupees.
Wendy will be very happy to give that lady a free makeup.
And I must stress that it is free, totally free of charge, which so ever. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Of course any lady or gentleman wishing to purchase from the new Sasha Roll range,
we have a special offer on special offer.
_ A free gift coming to you free with any purchase worth £36 or more.
_ Free gift comprising of suede effect pochette,
_ _ packed to the drawstring with handy size odd moments,
_ total in mouth blot, eye wipe and shimmer in cleavage and hand sign. _ _
_ _ _ So don't be bashful ladies, all the Sasha Roll sales assistants are fully qualified in all
aspects of makeup and beauty therapy.
On the top of which Wendy comes to us with a diploma from the Geneva School of Sterilized Blackhead Popping. _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [N] _ So if any lady is requiring a special look, perhaps an evening out, _
_ just for the sheer heck of it, then immerse yourselves in Wendy's capable hands
and experience the true magic that is Sasha Roll. _ _ _ _ _ _
News from Sasha Roll is that colour wise anything goes this season.
Maroon is back with the right vengeance, eyes are popping out while lips are receding.
_ _ _ Powder _ shadows this season come in all shades of the speculum.
_ In
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [N] the world here ladies, we're just waiting for that one volunteer face to get that ball rolling.
So call yourselves please over to the Sasha Roll counter,
where Wendy has been pouncing to get her mitts around somebody's chop since gone four. _
_ _ _ Is it Wendy that's putting you off?
I must admit it's not the most hygienic boiler suit you've ever seen. _ _
But she is doing an extra shift at the abattoir. _
I will admit Wendy does not have the Sasha Roll beauty therapist diploma as of yet,
but she does come hot foot to us with her city and gills in panel beating, bricklaying and cement work.
I must also stress by the way that it is medically almost unheard of.
For Wendy's eczema _ _ and _ Wendy's ringworm,
_ _ both flare up at one and the same time in this way.
So this is Madeline asking for the last time for one frigging volunteer.
_ _ _ _ Can you drag your bums up please?
The magical pigging world of Sasha Roll, where Wendy is slavering
the dredge of your true inner beauty by smearing your gog with overpriced bits of grease. _
_ _ Nobody?
_ All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but if nobody's going to come forward, I've no alternative.
Wendy?
Take your muzzle off.
_ _ _ _ Fish!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _