Chords for A Rovin

Tonight, mates, tonight I'm taking you all out.
Really?
OK.
OK.
Wherever you want to go, it's on me.
Oh.
OK.
Oh, really?
Yep.
All the food you want, all the food you want, it's on me.
Dude, I saw this thing on Food Network.
They got some cheeseburger in Minneapolis.
It's like two patties with cheese.
It's all right, mate.
It's on me.
Really?
All the [Eb] drinks you want, it's on me.
Have you seen it?
[N] It's OK.
It's OK, mate.
Your captain has it.
All the women you want, they're on me, too.
Hey!
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We fell for that last time.
The itching [Gb] still hasn't stopped.
[Em] _ [G] Oh, crap.
I can't do that.
[Gb] Oh, god, mates, I'm flat busted.
[N] I'll get you back next week.
I'm so right.
What'd you spend your money on this time?
What do you think?
That guy named Bubba?
[Eb] Probably.
A [E] woman!
Oh, god, not another woman?
This roving can be all ruined.
I see.
And I'm [Gb] still tattling.
I'm not [N] a maid.
A maid?
A maid.
But she like, ah, shit!
Ah, shit!
Ah, shit! _
See how I throw my voice off?
[B] Well, what I do say, _
[A] in [E] Amsterdam I met a maid.
_ _ [N] _
You want a happy ending?
A happy ending?
OK, time out.
Time out.
What?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to lip sync?
What you're going to say, if you say different crap
than you say every other time?
Because then I go, a happy ending!
You look like a Japanese movie!
Right!
_ God damn it!
I'm [B] going to ward off the [E] fear of that [Dbm] hurricane.
I'm roving, I'm roving, this is roving.
I'm flying, I'm going to [E] war, oh, can you hear me?
Or [Em] walk like a dog?
No, not like a [B] dog.
Or, well, what I do say, in_
[N] No tiger stuff.
No match for my dragon stuff.
[A] I took [E] this maiden for a walk. _ _ _
[Eb] _ God, that's a big old girl.
[N] _ _ I gave her whiskey, [B] didn't she talk?
Oh, you had to get her [G] drunk!
Hey, [Eb] saucy.
We're coming, sister.
_ _ [N] Twice.
Actually, three times.
_ Actually, four times.
_ I'm [E] going to [B] war, roving.
[E] _ I'm roving, I'm roving. _ _ _ _ _ _
I placed my hand upon her knee.
Her knee?
Her knee.
[Gbm] Or, [B] well, what I do say, in_ Her knee.
[A] I [E] placed my hand upon her knee.
You suck at this game.
She [B] said, young rogue, you're rather_ Free?
_ Free?
Free to do whatever [N] the hell I want to do.
Oh, God.
I've met you, you never did it for free.
In fact, you paid for it every time.
[E] I don't know more.
_ _ _ _ [Em] Upon [A] _ [Db] _
_ [E] _ _ _ her thigh.
Okay, okay, you're getting there, you're [B] getting there.
Well, what I do say_
It's a progression.
[A] I [E] placed my hand upon her thigh.
Come on, man, just a few [Em] more inches.
That's what she [G] said. _ _ _
_ [N] That's funny, I didn't know you still talked to your mother.
_ Oh.
[Am] I [E] placed my hand upon her thigh.
She [Abm] said, young rogue, [B] you're rather_ High.
[Em] Well, [B] it's Amsterdam.
They're all high.
One [B] more.
[E] _ _ _ Upon _
[A] _ [E] _ _ _ _ her [Eb] chest.
Yes!
It's all done.
It's high.
And more.
[B] Oh, Lord, I do say_ Oh, [A] Lord.
I placed my [E] hand upon her chest.
No, man, they were bigger than that.
They were [N]
like_ _ _ Hey, hey! _ _ _
_ _ Judy!
_ [G] Got it!
Judy!
Guys, are you [N] finished?
Motorboat! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Judy, hey.
_ Judy!
All right!
What?
Now are you finished?
No, I've got two more gears.
Yes! _ _ _ _ _
_ You _ _ ran out of gas?
Damn.
What?
Happens every time.
What?
Gear up [C] to 69, she blows her on. _
[N] _ _ Wait, wait, let's take it in a second.
[A] I placed [E] my hand upon her chest.
Yeah!
And we did the [B] dance that she loved best.
The Humpty Chicken!
[Eb] What?
That's a strange fetish.
I think we need_
You want to go with [N] Bob?
No, no, no, no, no.
You can do it in a second.
_ Maybe he's doing the Humpty Dance.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Humpty. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Get some of that, you little niggas.
_ _ Turn _ _ around!
_ _ Turn around!
Go!
_ Just a little bit. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah, boy!
Suck dope!
Actually, [F] the dance that we did was the [Ab] Horizontal Tango.
Blaine, what'd you do for the rest of the minute?
[F] _ [N] I _ made money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
_ _ I'm [Gb] going to Morocco.
_ [Em] _ [A] I [Dbm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] [Em] gave this girl some party hats.
[Eb] French?
No, she was German.
[N] I took my hat.
We surrender!
_ See?
No history.
German, _ French_ Never mind.
It's just so easy to count that important.
I [E] gave this miss a parting kiss. _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Above the rocks. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Over there!
[A] I gave [E] this miss a parting kiss.
_ [Abm] _ Above the rest.
[Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [B] My money, I miss.
Let's go to the middle of that [N] shit, boys.
_ And my dignity, I miss. _ _
[B] I'll go no more.
_ [Dbm] _ Morocco!
Morocco! _
Morocco!
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _