Add Me Chords by Chumbawamba

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I'm a loner, alone [Dm] with neuroses and hate
[Cm] _ Anger is a [Gm] permanent [F] character trait
[Gm] My letter bombs are primed [Dm] and they're ready to send
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add [Gm] me as a friend?
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[Gm] I'm a wound up whiner [Dm] with a fetish for guns
[Cm] I'm almost fifty [Gm] and I live with [F] my mum
[Gm] I hope my nude [Dm] picture doesn't offend
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add [Gm] me as a friend?
[D] _ _
Add me, _ [Dm] add me
[Cm] Me mother says she wish she [Gm] never had [F] me _
[Gm] Add me, _ [Dm] add me
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
[Bb] _ _
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend? _
I'm a recovering alcoholic, [Dm] I rarely leave my room
[Cm] Peeping through the curtains [Gm] in my dog [F] costume
[Gm] The voices in my head, [Dm] dog, I'll get me in the end
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend? _
I'd really like to mail [Dm] you the picture that I drew
[Cm] It's Kylie's body [Gm] but the head [F] is you
[Gm] I've asked you fifty times [Dm] before, I'm asking you again
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
[D] _ _
[Gm] Add me, [Dm] add me
[Cm] Me mother says she wish she [Gm] never had [F] me _
[Gm] Add me, _ [Dm] add me
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
[Bb] _ _
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend? _ _
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[Gm] Add me, _ [Dm] add me
[Cm] Me mother says she wish she [Gm] never had [F] me _
[Gm] Add me, _ [Dm] add me _
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
[Bb] _ _
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
[G] _
Here's a picture of me [D] in my Nazi uniform
[Cm] Doing a trick with an egg [Gm] that I like to [F] perform
[Gm] At a monster truck rally [Dm] that my mum and me attend
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
I've added Britney and [Dm] Paris and you and Tom
I'm [Cm] going to find your address so [Gm] I can visit you [F] at home
[Gm] I don't like people [Dm] but I like to pretend
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend?
[D] _ _
[Gm] Add me, _ [Dm] add me
[Cm] Me mother says she wish she [Gm] never had [F] me _
[Gm] Add me, _ [Dm] add me
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a [Bb] friend? _ _
[Cm] Would you [F] like to add me [Gm] as a friend? _ _