Chords for Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader [All 3] Epic Rap Battle Of History!

_ Epic Rap [F] Battles of History!
[A] Darth Vader vs [F] Adolf Hitler!
Begin!
I am Adolf Hitler, commander of the Third Reich!
Little known fact, also dope [Am] as it might!
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that [A] burnt ass face!
You have the force to move objects, I am a force truly evil, even went back in [Am] time and turned you back as the [A] prequel!
Cause look at you, you're not even a real person!
I preferred you in space boss, the Rick Moranis version!
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom, who even know tip I'm your father!
You're a pissed off little prick, with a Napoleon [Am] you dip!
You call that a mustache?
I [D] call that dirty Sanchez on your lip!
[A] You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with!
Everything that you did, I'm the motherfucker who invented it!
I'm the original Darth Lord, you're like the sorcerer's apprentice!
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it!
You stink Vader!
Your snout smells something sour!
You need to wash up, dog!
Here, step in my shower!
I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters!
What's your lightsaber verse, the clan of all your white neighbors?
Suck my robot balls!
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off!
A little carbonite bath for your hoof-stepping ass!
We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh!
Who what?
Who's there?
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Who are you?
_ There's VADER!
I'm [F#] someone who loves you, bitch, now stand up and ride!
I only thought you out so I could [C#] beat your ass a second time!
More like Chewbacca, the voice of [D#] Mufasa!
I'm on my leader, I'm your Lincoln, Mufasa!
[F#m] Mufasa!
I strike back hard against a Nazi!
Brain toss your ass in the air!
Yahtzee!
Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck [G#] I am!
I spit sick shit so low [C#]-case I'll break your cunt in laser pan!
[F#m] I'm a certified Sith Lord, you want?
So suck on these!
These what, sir?
These robot nuts!
I'm gonna enjoy watching you [G#] die!
Let me do it, here's [F#m] my boat!
You look stressed, Vader!
You appear to be in pain!
You need a vacation, here, take a trip on my train!
I mean you, leading an army of white men, [C#] disgraceful!
Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational!
[F#m] You got white bitch pregnants and gave it to the Hades!
Now you're six-six and black with candy to dance!
Ah, lightsaber?
You need a [D#] lifesaver!
Use some of your force to fix your fucking [F#m] respirator!
You think you're powerful?
Use your finger to [F#] pinch us?
You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!
Everything you do is an epic [C#] fail!
Now stand at attention [C#m] and stick fucking here!
What's wrong, Annie?
Can't take anymore?
Not surprising, coming from the Emperors core!
[G#] Yeah!
Yeah, take that!
What's the matter?
Where is the DJ?
Why are you laughing?
_ _ [G#] Because you're standing over the rank [N] orbit. _
_ [F#] Oh, wow!
Hold that!
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_ _ [N] Vader, this is your last chance!
Battle me, or [Dm] die!
_ What the [Gm] fuck is a _ Darkspace?
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ What the fuck [Gm] _
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_ _ [Dm] is a Darkspace?
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls in your face!
A war on two fronts!
The fear will crush the dark side, like a rapapartite!
I put the jam in the Germany!
I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout!
Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse?
You call yourself a Darklord?
You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain?
You're just a sad-ass, meta-robot freak who needs some loving!
I bet you something!
[A#] Here, pop it to my armpit!
Let me paint you a [A] picture, son, portrait of a bitch after World War I.
You were stirring up the fears [C] of the German people, telling the world that [C#] the Jews are evil.
You wrote a little book, got fired up, had a beer-halled booth, got fired up.
When your bunkers started [E] getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and fired up.
You dumb [Gm] motherfucker, you need Napoleon, lest you know.
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes.
When you're fighting off Valkyrie, I got a million clothes.
Take time for me, Bob, I'll shoot one to survive for me.
You're over, finish this, fly for me.
Think I'll be Boba Fett?
You wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like Boba T.
I got a jetpack, you know I steal the show.
God, whatever, I gotta [Dm] go now.
Ah, sick [G#] hell, no!
You're not going to [B] cheat me, Mr.
[C] Sunglasses, all the time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend, Goofy, and all your sperm-y [Em] soldier guys,
and throw you and a butthole in the [F#] sand!
I am Hitler!
[Bm] _ _ [Dm] Oh, yeah!
Hustler!
You deserve it! _ _ _
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