Chords for Afroman Colt 45

_ _ _ _ Yeah.
Good morning, [Dm] ladies.
_ _ You like that shit, man?
I'm pretty good.
[Am] Amen.
I got a gang of that shit, man.
You ought to get going.
I'll tell you what.
I'm in on the guitar.
Hey, I'm in on the drum.
[Cm] Hey, [E] everybody try to ride the [B] mic.
I'll tell you all these motherfuckers real quick.
I'm in on the bass.
[Abm] I'm in on the bass.
[Am] The first song that starts off like this.
Hey, help me sing it, [C] homeboy.
Come [A] on.
E-O [E]-45 and 2-Zig-Zags.
Baby, [Cm] that's all we need.
We can go to the park at [Bb] the door.
Smoke [Am] that club weed.
Every now and then we can take our time.
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and look at the mall.
All the chit-chat and talk.
This little bitch come to [B] the hall.
Oh, show roll, [C] roll, roll my [E] show.
Look out for Caesar's dance.
Real [Am] high as hell.
My new partner.
Just ain't no dangin' Prince.
[B] Show roll, roll [Am] the 83.
[G] [Am] Cadillac, put the wheels.
My cousin's in the city.
He's just no sell.
I bet my [G] caddy will.
[F] [G] Well, it was just sun down in a small white [A] town.
They call it Eastside Palmdale.
Well, [C] an Afro man walked [Am] through the white land.
Houses were no for sale.
I was [G] standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I [Am] met a little girl named Jan.
She let her ride in my caddy cause [C] I didn't know her daddy was [N] the leader of the Ku Klux Klan.
We fucked on the bed.
[Am] Fucked on the floor.
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro.
Then I fucked to the left and fucked to the right.
She sucked my dick til the shit [A] turned white.
I [Gm] fucked to the cell with [Am] Sheba.
Sheba got my [C] ass lookin' like a big girl.
I pulled up my [D] clothes and I was on my way until my dick moved up to the chair of my [A] bed.
So I [B] ran.
I jumped out the back window.
But her daddy, he was waiting with [A] a two-by-four.
Oh, he just went to [Am] the left.
He didn't get to the right.
So the motherfucker whooped my ass all night.
But I ain't mad.
And I'm ready to dance.
[G] That's the best damn pussy I [A] ever had.
I'm riding [Am] back a wheel to find the one who's on my pussy.
[E] I'm a pussy just [Dm] one more time.
So 45 and two zigzags.
Baby, that's all we need.
Come [Am] on.
We can go two blocks at the door.
Smoke that funk weed.
And if there's one girl we can take our turn.
Singing them dirty rap songs.
She can stop and [C] hit the door like teaching children.
Sell cakes from here to [F] Hong Kong.
So [B] roll, [Am] roll, roll my joint.
Take out the seeds and stems.
Stealing high as hell.
Find [B] blue pond girls.
Take no break from [F] rims.
Come on.
So roll, roll the 83.
Cadillac, [C] Tocqueville.
[Am] Steal the deep summer cities.
Just don't sell them.
I bet my daddy [G] will.
Look, I got this lady [Am] in Hollywood.
She had green hair.
But damn, she looked good.
I took her to my house because she [N] was fine.
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I'm just this pussy from Japan.
Never made love with an [C] African.
I fucked her once.
I fucked her twice.
I ate that pussy like [Am] shrimp fries.
Like, don't be a man.
These stories I tell ya.
Hell, yeah, the woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties too.
So I hopped in [B] her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this woman from [C] Hawaii.
Stuck it in her ass and she said, aye.
This was breakfast.
Pussy was laughing.
[E] Her titties [Am] busted open with a rocket.
Puttin' her back.
Her mom said it was [Bb] white.
In the state of Kentucky.
She said [E] I brought some [G] candy and just butt [Am] me.
Came in her mouth.
It was a [A] crisis.
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
A [Gm] 45 and [Am] two zigzags.
Baby, that's all we need.
[F]
It was too far.
Got the dog.
Smoked [Am] that bum weed.
Uh.
And had the marijuana burn.
We didn't take [A] our time.
Singing them dirty [Am] rap songs.
Stop and hit the ball like Cheech and Chong.
And wait a minute, [F] she's from the home of [Cm] the home.
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.
Her [Am] titties were filled with Tennessee.
That [Eb] son of a [G] beauty, pretty dope and crazy.
But [Cm] I wrote that ass and I said, Mr.
Smith.
I [N] met this lady in Oklahoma.
With that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan.
I can't wait till I'm buck that bitch again.
Met a real [Dm] black girl down in South Carolina.
[Am] Fuck, this shit turned to a white albino.
Fuck this shit, in Iowa.
I fucked the wrong [Db] credit, so I owe her.
[Cm] Fuck this girl down in Georgia.
[C] Kiss me and I'll be in a pot on Tokyo.
Met this beautiful, sexy ho.
She just ran across the border of [E] [C] Mexico.
My line was pretty, said her name's Marissa.
I wrapped her up just [Dm] like a hot tortilla.
[Am] I wanna get married, but I can't afford it.
[E] I know [D] I'm a crowd, [C] but she keeps [B] me floored.
And if you don't [C] put a five in two [Bb] zigzags.
Maybe that's [F] all we need.
Come on.
It was [Am] too far.
Got the dog.
Smoked that bum weed.
[A] And the [Ab] marijuana burn.
We can take our [Bb] time.
[Am] Singing them pretty rap songs.
Stop.
I hit the bar like teaching toes.
Hit a six-pump and a [N] Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, [Am] roll my choice. _
Calvary's schemes.
Still in high [B] as hell.
My, [Ab] my [G] voice ain't no better for me.
[N] I'm a little low, low, and you.
And that. _ _ _ _ _ _ _