Chords for Afroman Colt 45 (kid voice)

Wait a minute, man.
Hey, check this out, man.
It was this blind man, right?
This man took a-
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know what I'm saying?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
_ _ Whoo!
Good morning, ladies.
Ha ha [D] ha ha [Eb] ha ha ha ha ha [G] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
You like that shit, man?
I'm [C] pretty good.
I got a gang of that [D] shit, [Eb] man.
You like it?
I [G] tell you what.
My man on the [F] guitar.
Hey, fool on the [D] drum.
[Eb] Hey, everybody [G] just trot around the mic.
I tell you what, man.
I'm going to play you all [Bb] these [C] motherfucking jokes.
I got [D] this.
I [Eb] got this.
First, [G] I'm going to start off like this.
Hey, help me sing it, ho boy.
Come on.
[C] Said, code [Eb] 45 and two [F] zigzags.
[Gm] Baby, that's all [C] we need.
We can [D] go to the [Ebm] park, cat the [G] dogs, smoke that gum, [C] but we, as a marijuana burn, we
can take our [F] turn [G] singing them dirty [C] rap songs.
Stop [D] and hit the [Ebm] plug like Cheech and [Eb] Jones.
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So [Dm] roll, [Eb] roll, roll my [F] joint.
[G] Pick out the skis [C] and stand up. _
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_ _ [C] _ _ [D] [Eb] I'm a [G] man _ _ [C] _ _
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who's [Eb] _ [D] _ _ [Eb] got a gun.
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I'm a man who's got a gun.
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[C] _ _ _ _ [D] [Ebm] I'm a man [G] _ who's got [C] a gun.
I'm a man who's got a [D] [Eb] gun.
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_ [Eb] _ I'm [G] a _ [C] _ _ man who's _
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a gun.
[C] I'm a man who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's _ [G] got a [C] gun.
[B] I'm a man who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's got a gun.
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_ [D] _ [Eb] who's got a [F] gun.
I'm a man who's got a gun.
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I'm [Eb] a man [F] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ who's got a gun.
I'm [Bb] a man who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's got a [G] gun.
I'm a man who's got a gun.
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_ _ _ _ [G] who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's got a [Fm] gun.
I'm [D] a man who's got a gun.
I'm a man who's got a gun.
I met Dolly [Eb] Parton in [Gm] Tennessee.
Her titties were still [C] with Tennessee.
That [D] country [Eb] music really drove me [G] crazy.
But I rolled that ass and [C] said, yes, Miss Daisy.
[B] Met this [Ebm] lady in [F] Oklahoma.
[G] Put that [C] pussy in a coma.
[D] Met this [Ab] lady in Michigan.
[G] I can't wait till I fuck [C] that bitch again.
Met a real black [Eb] girl down in South [G] Carolina.
Fucked her [Cm] till she turned to a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa.
[G] I fucked her [C] on credit, so I owe her.
Fucked this girl down in [G] Georgia.
Came [Cm] in her mouth, man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful, sexy [F] ho.
She [G] just ran across the border [Fm] of Mexico.
[C] Five young [Eb] friends said her name's [G] Marina.
I rapped the road just [Cm] like a hot tortilla.
I [Dm] wanna get married, but I [F] can't afford it.
I know I'm a [E] cry when she get [Cm] deported.
[Dm] Go 45 and two [G] zigzags.
Baby, that's all [C] we need.
We can go to the mall, get the [F] dog, [C] smoke that clumber weed.
And as the [Dm] marijuana [Eb] burn, we can take our [F] time.
[G] Singing them dirty [C] rap songs.
Stop [Dm] and hit the [Eb] phone like teaching [G] children.
Hey, wait a minute, man, hey, [F] professional.
[D] Have you [B] ever went [Gb] over a girl's house to clunk, but the pussy just ain't no good?
I [Db] mean, you're getting upset cause you can't get [C] her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood.
So you try [D] to play it [Eb] off and eat the [G] pussy, but it take her so long [F] to come.
Then a [D] dude walk [Eb] in, that's her big [G] boyfriend, and he asks you where you [C] from.
So you wipe your mouth and you try to [G] explain.
You start talking [C] real fast, but he already mad cause you're fucking his [G] woman.
So he start beating on [C] your ass.
Now your [Dm] clothes all [Ebm] muddy, your nose all [G] bloody.
Your dick was hard, but [C] now it's soft.
You thought you had a girl to rock your [G] world, now you still [C] gotta go jack off.
Go [D] 45 [Eb] and two [Gm] zigzags.
Baby, that's all [C] we need.
We can go to the mall, get the dog, smoke that clumber weed.
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