Chords for Afroman - Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) (Lyrics)

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Wait a minute, man.
Hey, check this out, man.
It was this blind man, right?
Check it, man.
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know what I'm saying?
He stopped.
He took a deep breath.
He _ _ said_
_ Whoo!
Good morning, ladies. _
Yeah!
_ [C] _ _ [E] You like that shit, man?
[A] I'm pretty good.
I got a gang of that shit, man.
[C] You want to get in on my_
I tell you [E] what, my man on the guitar,
fool [A] on the drum.
Hey, [Cm] everybody just try [E] to run the mic.
I tell you all [G] these [A] motherfucking jokes.
Hey, put them on, man.
_ [C] The [D] first song that starts [Em] off like this.
Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.
[A] Come on.
Said, go [Cm] 45 and two [E] zigzags.
Baby, that's all [A] we need.
We can go to the [C] park,
catch the [E] dogs,
smoke that [C] tumbleweed.
_ [A] As the marijuana burn, [Cm] we can take our turn
[E] singing them [A] dirty rap songs.
Stop and [B] hit the ball [Cm] like Cheech and Chunk.
We can [E] sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[A] So roll, [C] roll, roll [D] my joint.
[E] Pick out the seeds [A] and stems.
Feeling high as hell, [C] flying through [E] Palmdale.
Skating on dragon [D] ribs.
[A] So roll, [C] roll the 83.
[E] _
Cadillac [A] move to build.
If I tape some of these [Cm] CDs, just don't sell.
[E] I bet my cabbie will.
[A] Well, it was just [C] sundown in a small white town.
[E] They called it Eastside [A] Palmdale.
When the [C] Afro man walked through [G] the white land,
[E] houses went up for [A] sale.
Well, I was standing on the corner selling rap CDs
[E] when I met a little [A] girl named Jan.
I let her ride in [C] my Caddy
cause I didn't know her [E] daddy was the leader of the Kool Klub [C] clan.
We [A] fucked on the bed, [F] fucked on the floor.
[E] Fucked so long I grew [A] a fucking Afro.
Then I fucked [B] to the left, [Cm] fucked [D] to the right.
She sucked my dick till the shit turned [A] white.
I thought to [Cm] myself, sheba, sheba.
[E] Got my ass [A] looking like a zebra.
I pulled up my clothes [C] and I was on my way
[E] until her daddy pulled [A] up in a Chevrolet.
So I ran, I jumped [Cm] out the back window
[E] but her daddy, he was [A] waiting with a two-by-four.
Oh, he beat me to the left, [C] he beat me to the right.
[E] The motherfucker whooped my ass all [F#] night.
But I ain't mad at [C] her prejudiced [Am] dad.
That's the best damn pussy I ever had.
Got a bag of [C] weed and a bottle [D] of wine.
[E] I'ma fuck that bitch just one more [A] time.
Code 45 [Cm] and two zigzags.
[E] Baby, that's all we [A] need.
Come on, we can go to the [Cm] club.
Got the [E] dog, smoke that bum weed.
[B] And [A] after marijuana burn, [C] we can take our turn
[E] singing them [A] birdie rap songs.
Stop and hit the blunt [C] like Cheech and Jones.
[E] Sell tapes from here to Hong [B] Kong.
So roll, [C] roll, roll [D] my joint.
[E] Pick out the seeds [A] and stems.
Feeling high as hell, [Cm] flying through [E] Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton [D] rims.
So [A] roll, roll [Cm] the 83 [E] _
Cadillac [A] coupe DeVille.
If a tape's in my cities [Cm] just don't sell,
[E] I bet my cabbie [D] will.
[B] I met this [C] lady in [D] Hollywood.
[E] She had green hair, [A] but damn, she looked good.
I took her to my [C] house, cause she [D] was fine.
But [F] she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
[A] I met this [C] lady from [E] Japan.
Never made love with [A] an African.
I fucked her once, [Cm] I fucked her [D] twice.
I [A] ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be [B] a mess.
[Cm] That's the stories I tell [E] ya.
I met a [Am] woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big [C] butt and big titties too.
[E] So I hopped in her ass like a [A] kangaroo.
See I met this woman from [Dm] Hawaii.
[E] Snuck it in her [A] ass and she said,
Aye, lips was breakfast, [Cm] pussy was lunch.
[E] Then her titties busted open with [D] Hawaiian [F#] puns.
Met Colonel Sanders' wife [Cm] in the [D] state of Kentucky.
[E] She said, I'd fry some [A] chicken if you'd just fuck me.
I came in her mouth, [Cm] it [D] was a crisis.
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and [A] spices.
Coke 45 [C] and two zigzags.
[E] Baby, that's all [A] we need.
We can go to the [C] park, [E] catch the dogs,
smoke that _ [A] tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn, we can take our [E] turn
singing them [A] dirty rap songs.
Stop [G] and hit the blonde like Cheech and Cho.
[E] Hey, wait a minute, man.
Check this out.
_ [D] _ [F#] I met Dolly Parton [C] in Tennessee.
[E] Her titties were [A] filled with Hennessy.
That [Bm] country music [C] really drove me crazy.
[E] But I rode that [C] ass and said, yes, Miss [A] Daisy.
Met this [Cm] lady in Oklahoma.
[E] Put that pussy [A] in a coma.
Met this lady [Cm] in Michigan.
[E] I can't wait till I fuck [D] that bitch again.
[B]
Met a real black girl [Cm] down in South [E] Carolina.
Fucked her till she [A] turned to a white albino.
Fuck this, nigga, [C] NIO [E] up.
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
[A] Fucked [B] this girl [Cm] down in Georgia.
[E] Came in her mouth, [A] man, I thought I told you.
Met this [C] beautiful, sexy ho.
[E] She just ran across the border [D] of Mexico.
_ [A] Fine young thing, [C] said her name's Marina.
[E] I wrapped [G] her up just like [Am] a hot tortilla.
I want to get married, [C] but I can't afford [F] it.
I know I'ma cry when she get deported.
Go 45 and two zigzags.
[E] Baby, that's all [A] we need.
We can go to the [C] park, bath [D] the dogs, [E] smoke that _ bumbleweed.
[A] And as the marijuana [C] burn, we can take our time
[E] singing them birdie [A] rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong [Cm] like Cheech and Chong
[E] and sell tastes from here to [D] Hong Kong.
[A] So roll, [C] roll, roll my joint.
[E] Pick out the [A] seeds and stems.
Feeling high as hell, [C] flying through Palmdale,
[E] skating on Dayton rims.
[A] So roll, [Cm] roll the [D] 83 _
[E] Cadillac.
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