Paranoid Chords by Afroman

_ _ _ Hey, hey, hey, look, go get me two pounds of bud and two ounces of [Gm] yay.
Motherfuckers at my house waiting right now, cuz.
[Am] How long _ _ can [Dm] I say?
_ You see, life is like football, you know what [Am] I'm saying?
Before _ _ _ I have to [Dm] go to jail.
_ You gotta hike the ball and just make something happen, [Am] man.
Can I _ _ _ possibly [Dm] get rich?
I mean, you know, you might get tackled, you know what I'm [Am] saying?
Before _ _ _ _ somebody [Dm] go and steal.
Then again, you might fuck around and make a touchdown.
I'm so [A] paranoid.
Stress, stress, [Am] paranoid, paranoid.
False move, I can be [Bm] destroyed.
To [Dm] avoid the cops, I use a decoy.
You see my motherfucking driver?
He's a white boy.
[Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] All my life, I did nothing but feeling.
Learned to rely on my gut [Dm] feeling.
Your name is what?
I know you from where?
I don't mean to seem vicious, but you look suspicious.
[Am] Stop talking about drugs on the telephone.
Stop walking with a bunch of thugs to my home.
[Dm] Motherfuckers, come call me before you come.
Stop telling these bitches where you got it.
[Am] How long _ _ _ _ [Dm] can I stay?
The sheriff's department's riding down the [Am] block.
Before _ _ I have to [Dm] go to jail.
_ _ Pass my beer so I can swallow this [Am] rock.
Can I _ _ _ possibly [Dm] get rich?
_ [Dm] Pass the test, turn a kit and [Am] syringes.
Before _ _ _ _ somebody [Dm] go and steal.
_ Before the DEA [D] kick the door off the [A] hinges.
Stress, stress, [Am] paranoid, paranoid.
False move, I can be destroyed.
[Bm] To [Dm] avoid the cops, I use a decoy.
You see my motherfucking driver?
He's a white boy.
[A] Stress, stress, paranoid, paranoid.
False move, I can be [D] destroyed.
To [Dm] avoid the cops, I use a decoy.
You see my motherfucking driver?
He's a white boy.
[Am] As I fell down the street with my khakis crease.
Everybody looking at me like the [Dm] police.
Frequent conversations with my gang of satans.
Do you think we under police [Am] surveillance?
Asking questions, giving suggestions.
Pulling sniffing wessons on strange [E] pedestrians.
[Dm] Cooking crack up, dollar bill stack up.
Hope the cops don't back up, it ain't coming.
[Am] How long _ _ _ can [Dm] I stay?
_ The sheriff's department's riding down the [Am] block.
Before _ _ _ _ I have to [Dm] go to jail.
_ _ Pass my beer so I can swallow this [Am] rock.
Can I _ _ _ _ possibly [Dm] get rich?
Hurry up, pass the tabs, turn the kit and [Am] syringes.
Before _ _ _ somebody [Dm] go and steal.
_ Before the DEA kicked the door off their [A] hinges.
[Am] Maybe I oughta stop selling water.
Spend more time with my son and my [Dm] daughter.
My drug life, drug me away with my wife.
She couldn't deal with the stress and the [Am] strife.
The cocaine rocket and the hood rats jockeying.
The late night knock in the driveway [Dm] blocking.
Late at night I fantasize about rapping.
But I gotta sell dope till it happen.
[Am] But how long?
Hey, who was that?
Who was that man?
Say y'all fucking up.
Y'all [Dm] got these little, man y'all got these little rich kids coming over here.
That's what I'm saying.
No they gon' snitch.
[Am] They can't even lie to they parents.
What the fuck you think we gon' do under police pressure?
Get to crying [Dm] and shit.
I have no man talking to me, Bobby.
[B] He stays over [Am] there.
How long _ _ _ can I say?
_ [Dm] The sheriff department's riding down the block.
[Am] Before _ _ I have to [Dm] go to jail.
[Dm] Pass my beer so I can swallow this [Am] rock.
Can I _ _ _ possibly [Dm] get rid?
Pass the tabs, turn a kit and [Am] syringes.
So _ _ _ _ somebody go [D] and [Dm] steal.
_ Before the DEA kicked the door off the [Am] hinges.
Now God laid me down to sleep.
Before the cops raid, please give me a beat.
[D] If they [Dm] accidentally kill me and I don't escape.
Some white person got a [Am] videotape.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
That looks like a police [Dm] car.
Shining on my dope spot.
A police [B] raid.
I hope not.
[Am] Little homie.
Hold my gun.
I'm in a fucking [Dm] run.
Where I run, I don't care.
Throw that dope [Am] anywhere.
Cop chase me through the hood.
Straight in to the [Dm] woods.
Camera flash like leopards.
I hear German shepherds.
[Am] Freeze, hold it right there.
Drug killers. [Dm] Nightmare.
Busted.
Crack.
Criminal court.
No black.
Support.
[Am] Handcuff.
Very tight.
This is jury.
All [Dm] white.
They could never be my peers.
In a sentence, me.
Twenty [Am] years.
This is rap.
So damn real.
I'm glad I got a record deal.
[Dm] If I don't sell a meal.
This could happen [A] still.
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