Chords for Ain't No Branches on My Family Tree

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_ _ _ _ _ [C] I heard about this thing called _ _ 23andMe _
Got me thinking about my [G] ancestry
[F] So I ordered up a kit, spit in a cup
[C]
Popped it in the mail, hopped back in my truck
[G] I got to my trailer and walked inside
[Em]
Before I could chug a beer and yell roll tide _
_ _ [C] The results came in, I thought, well man that was quick
I thought there'd be a tree with branches, it'd look more like a stick
[F] Both sides of my family had the same last name
[C] It didn't add up, but might explain a few things
[G] My brother was born with three eyes and two toes
[C] A two man shoe and a nose with no holes
[F] Yeah there ain't no branches [G]
on my [C] family tree _ _ _
_ We [F] all look the same, [G] but each of us claim [C] a unique _ deformity
_ [F] Generation after _ [G]
generation, _ [C] we're as pure [G] as we [Am] can [G] be
[F] Cause there ain't no branches [G]
on my [C] family tree _ _ _
_ _ Well my sister is my cousin and my stepmom too _ _ _ _ _
_ _ My daddy is my daddy's uncle twice removed _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] My granny always told me that I kiss the best _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] She pulls her teeth out and rubs the gums on my neck _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] I learned the ways of love from a blue ribbon sheep
[C] I love the way he licks the peanut butter off me
[F] Yeah there ain't no branches [G]
on my [C] family tree
We _ _ _ [F] all look the same, [G] but each of us claim [C] a unique _ deformity
_ [F] Generation after _ [G]
generation, _ [C] we're as pure [Bm] as we [Am] can be
[G] _ [F] Cause there ain't no branches [G]
on my [C] family tree _ _ _
_ _ [F] Yeah the gene pool's thin, [G] cause we're all kin
We [C] brush our teeth [G] cause we can't [Am] brush teeth
[G] _ [F] Yeah there ain't no branches [G] on my family
[F] Ain't no branches [G]
on my family
[F] Ain't no branches [G]
on my family [C] tree _ _ _
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