Chords for Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)

We're back now at the Jack Off Hour.
This is DJ E-Z-Dick.
[Fm] And that involves, [Ab] right now, something [Gm] new [C] about Snoop Doggy [F] Dogg.
This one goes [G] out to the [Ab] ladies [F] from all the guys.
It's a big bow wow wow.
[Ab] Cause we're gonna make it a [Bb] little misty here [C] tonight.
This is DJ [F] E [G]-Z [Ab]-Dick.
On the station that [Dbm] snaps you [C] across your fat ass with a [Cm] fat dick.
When I met you [Gm] last night baby.
[Cm] _ _
Before you opened [Bb] up your [C] gap.
_ _ [Ab]
I had respect [Gm] for your lady.
_ _ [F]
[G] But [Cm] now I take it [Bb] all [C] back.
_ _ [F] _
[Ab] Cause you gave me [Gm] all your pussy.
_ [Cm] _ _
_ And you even [Dbm] licked my [C] balls.
_ [Ab] _
Leave your number [Gm] on the cabinet.
_ [F] And I [G] promise [Ab] baby, I'll [Bb] give you a [C] call.
_ _ [G]
Next [Ab] time I'm feeling [Gm] kinda horny.
_ _ [F]
[G] Come on [Cm] over and I'll [Bb] take you [C] off.
_ _ [Ab]
And if you hate [Gm] that day baby.
_ [Cm]
Just lay back and [Bb] open your [C] mouth.
_ Cause I [Ab] _ [Gm] have never met [F] a [G] _ [Ab] girl.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ That [Gm] I loved in the whole [F] wide [G] _ [Ab] world.
[Bb] _ [C] _ Well if [Cm] Kurupt gave a fuck about [Ab] a bitch.
I'd always be [Gm] broke.
I never have no motherfucking endo to [F] smoke.
I [G] get smoked [Cm] and loony.
Bitch you [Dbm] can't do me.
Do we look like DVD?
[C] You Hoochie Groupie.
I have [Ab] no love for hoes.
[Gm] That's something that I learned in the panel.
So how the fuck am I [F] supposed to [G] pay this [Ab] hoe?
Just the ladies [Bb] hoe.
I know [C] the pussy's mine.
So I'ma fuck a couple [F] of [Ab] times.
And then I'm through with it.
[Gm] There's nothing else to do with it.
Pass it to the homie.
[F] Now you get [G] it.
Cause she [Ab] ain't nothing but a bitch to [Bb] me.
And y'all [C] know.
That bitches ain't shit to [Cm] me.
I give some fuck.
Why don't y'all pay [Gm] attention.
I'll approach her with a different [F] proposition.
I'm [G] Kurupt.
You'll never be [Dbm] my only [C] one.
Tricky ass bitch.
[F] If you move [Ab] on.
_ [Gm] _ _ _ [F] If you move [Ab] on.
_ [Bb] The police may [C] have you.
[Cm] If you move on.
The [Gm] police may have [Cm] you.
If you move on.
The [Bb] police may [C] have you.
_ [Cm]
Guess [Ab] who's back in the motherfucking [Gm] house.
What a fat dick for your motherfucking [F] mouth.
[G] Hoes [Ab] recognize niggas do [Dbm] too.
Cause [C] when bitches get down.
It's a pull of [Ab] voodoo.
What you gonna do?
You really don't [Gm] know.
So I'd advise you not to trust that [F] hoe.
[G] Silly of [Cm] me to fall in love with [Dbm] a bitch.
[C] Knowing damn well once you caught up with [F] my dick.
Now as the sun [Ab] rotates and my game grows [Gm] bigger.
How many bitches wanna fuck this [F] nigga named [G] Snoop.
[Cm] Yo, he come on, he [Dbm] give up.
I'm [C] too swift on my toes to get caught up with [F] you hoes.
But [Ab] see, it ain't no fun.
If [Gm] my homies can't get a taste of it.
Cause you [C] know I don't love it.
Woo!
[Cm] Hey, now [Dbm] you know.
[C] Inhale, exhale with my [Cm] flow.
One for the money.
Two for the [Gm] bitches.
Three to get ready.
And four to hit the [F] switches in [Cm] my shit.
This is for rednecks.
[Bb] With [C] bitches on my side.
And bitches on [Cm] my back.
So back up bitch.
Because I'm struggling.
[Gm] Just get on your knees and then start [C] juggling.
[Ab] These motherfucking nuts in your [F] mouth.
It's [C] me woman.
Do the nigga with the [F] cap.
[Ab] It ain't no lie.
_ [Bb] It [Cm] ain't [F] no [Ab] lie.
_ [Bb] It [C] _ ain't [F] no [Ab] lie.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [F] It ain't no lie.
It ain't no [Cm] lie.
_ [Bb] It ain't no lie.
It ain't [C] no lie.
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[G] _ [Ab] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [N] _