Chords for AJR - Maybe Man (Official Video)

Wish I was a stone, so I [G#] couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no [C#m] big deal
But I'd miss the way we'd make up [A] and smile
Don't wanna [Am] be stone, I changed [E] my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of [G#] my head
Then I could see the places [C#m] I've been
But then I would know that you're talking [A] shit
I don't [F#m] wanna know what my [E] friends think
Wish I were my dog, out on [G#] the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you [C#m] come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't [A] live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when [E] she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on [G#] TV
Cause then I could practice not [C#m] being me
I'll practice [A] my cry, put it into my reel
But you [Am] won't believe me when I cry [E] for real
I wish that my brain would triple [G#] in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win [C#m] every fight
But I'd get too deep with that [A] kind of mind
I don't wanna know the [E] point of life
In some other life, I [G#] would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd [C#m] cover the bill
But couldn't complain about [A] anything small
[Am] Nobody'd feel bad for [E] me at all
If I was cocaine or a [G#] bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to [C#m] every frat
But when you get old and your good [A] days are past
You'll only want me [E] when you're sad
Wish [B] I was a song, your [G#] favorite one
You'd follow the dance to [C#m] me at your prom
I would be there when your [A] baby is born
But two or three minutes [E] and I'm gone
I wish I was big, as [D#] big as my house
I'd [G#] sleep on the trees, I'd [C#m] skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my [A] therapist's couch
God, I could really [E] lose them now
I wish I was God, I'd [C] never drop out
And if I did, well, [C#m] some fucking one
I could be cruel and [A] break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no [E] matter what
But if I was God, [Cm] it'd get kinda weird
Cause it would only say [C#m] what I wanna hear
And then you would die, [A] you'd love me to death
I'd never know [Am] who the hell I am
_ _ [E] I wish I was me, [C] whoever that is
I could just be, and [E] not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a [A] fan
Cause I don't [F#] know who the hell I [E] am
Am, am, am, am, am
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_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ [C#m] Here _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D#m] _
I go [C#m] again
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Here [G#] _ I go [C#m] again
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