Chords for Alanis Morissette - Ironic (Lyrics)

[E] _ _ [G#m] I am [E] the day
[B] _
_ _ [F#] An old man _ turned [G#m] 98
[F#] He won the lottery _ and died the [G#m] next day
[F#] It's a black fly in your [G#m] _
chardonnay
[F#] It's a death row pardon two minutes [G#m] too late
[F#] And isn't it ironic?
[B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] _ [F#] It's like praying _ [B] _ on [F#] your [G#m] wedding day
It's a [F#] free ride [B] _ _
[F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
It's a [F#] good [B] advice _ _ [F#] but you're just [G#m] in date
[A] And who [E] would've thought [F#] it's figures?
_ _ Used to play it [B] safe _
[A#m] Was afraid [G#m] to fly
He [F#] packed his [B] _
suitcase
[D#m] Kissed his kids [G#m] goodbye
He [A#m] later did his whole [B] damn life
[D#m] To take [G#m] that flight
And [F#] as the plane [B] crashed down
He fell [F#] off the elevator [G#m] sides
[F#] And isn't it ironic?
[B] _
_ _ [F#] Don't you think?
[G#m] It's like [F#] praying
_ [B] It's _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] _
_ a [F#] free ride [B] _ _
[F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
It's [F#] a good [B] advice _ _ [F#] but you're just in [G#m] date _
[A] And who [E] would've thought [F#] _ _
it's figures?
[E] Life is a funny way
You're just [B] hanging out with nobody
And everything's [E] okay
And everything's gone right
[B] _ _ _ _ _
[G#m] And life is a funny way
You're [B] just hanging out with nobody
And everything's gone wrong
And everything [G#m] blows up in your _
[B] face
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _
Traffic jam [D#m] when you're already [G#m] late
And [F#] no [B] smoking sign [F#] on your [G#m] cigarette break
It's [F#] like ten [B] thousand spoons
When [D#m] all you need [G#m] is a knife
[F#] It's meeting [B] the man of my dreams
And [F#] then meeting his [G#m] beautiful wife _
_ And [F#] isn't it [B] ironic? _ _
[F#] Don't you [G#m] think?
A little [F#] too [B] ironic
_ And [F#] yeah, I really do [G#m] think
It's like [F#] praying
[B] _ _ [F#] It's _ [G#m] _
_ a free [F#] ride [B] _ _
[F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
It's a [F#] good [B] advice _ _ [F#] but you're just [G#m] in date
[A] And [E] who would've thought [F#] it's figures?
_ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ And [E] yeah, life is a funny [B] way
Speaking up on you _ _
[E] It's a funny, funny [B] way _
Of [G#m] helping you out
_ Helping you out
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _