Chords for Alcohol! (A Dungeons and Dragons Parody)

[D] _ _ Alright, [Dm] who's not dead? _ _
_ _ Okay, at [D] least I know how to make us all feel better
_ We _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [C] _ [Gm] _ _
[D] just made our way back from a dungeon [G] straight from hell
I'm pretty [Am] sure that we are not [D] doing so well
Sure, we got a lot of food and we gave [G] the boss the boot
But now [A] we're all low on HP and need [D] a little boost
Oh, alcohol, alcohol, please take me away
[G] I wanna drink so [D] much [E] that I get off this [A] stupid plane
[D] Hey, alcohol, alcohol, tell me you'll be [G] true
Plain chip [D] spell or banishment, cause anything will do
_ Our _ _ _ _ party's looking rough, tender give us [G] the good stuff
[Em] Something that [Am] warms our throats and messes [D] up our guts
Our _ constitution's safe, won't matter [G] in this case
[Em] Because we [Am] all just wanna bail, screw the [D] better! _
_ Alcohol, tavern crawl, let's get on our way
[G] We're gonna [D] clear them all [E] if we get to [A] have our say
[D] Hey, alcohol, tavern brawl, I swear that they hit first
[G] I know I [D] didn't start it so you'd best show me your worst
[G] Yeah, I know I [D] didn't start it so you'd [A] best show [D] me your worst
What are you looking at?
Oh, [G] you wanna [Dm] fight?
[D] Uh-oh _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Get the hell out of here!
[Gm] [Dm] Another Tuesday night, huh? _ _ _ _