Chords for ALF song - "We Have a Visitor" - Samuel Stokes

_ We have a visitor.
[C] _ _ _
A real alien!
Brian's right.
It's an elf.
An ALF, short for Alien Life Form. _ _ _ _ _
ALF.
_ _ _ Yo!
Yo!
_ _ _ Well, let me tell you a little story about a guy named Gork.
[F] Who's he?
Someone I grew up with on Melmac. Nice kid.
Handsome, intelligent, [Ab] great athlete, wonderful sense of [Bb] humor.
Ha!
It was you, wasn't it?
Not your guess.
[C] _ Hey, ALF.
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ Your name's really Gordon?
Yeah, Gordon.
[F] That's funny.
It was my mother's maiden name, alright?
_ _ I, Gordon Shumway.
[Ab] Shumway?
Don't blab that around till I'm gone.
[Bb] Hey, Gordon!
Hey, hey, hey, Gordon!
[C] _ _ ALF. _ _ _
[A] There's hair in this tuna fish.
[C] I like it.
How come I didn't get any hair?
We ran out. _ _ _ _ _ _
ALF.
_ _ _ Yo!
Yo!
_ _ Is this second thing is a cross between a kangaroo and an aardvark? _
[F] It's an ugly little sucker.
I think it's a dog.
That's no dog.
That's one of those weird animals from Australia.
[Ab] You hiccuping hairball from hell!
[Bb] _ Hey, there's no need for name-calling.
[C] _ _ ALF.
Hello?
What are you doing answering the phone?
I live here!
Where's Mrs.
Egmonik?
She lives next door.
Is everything alright?
Everything's fine.
Oh, oh, and the cat's going to be okay.
The [F] cat?
What happened to the cat?
I closed the refrigerator door on his tail.
What were you doing in the kitchen?
Well, I had a break in the back door after I fell out [Ab] the window.
Where are you now?
What are you doing?
I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue [Bb] dress.
Don't move from that spot!
Where would I go?
I don't have the right shoes.
[C] _ _ ALF. _ _ _
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo! _